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when you hire a cannibal to write the news

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But the serving size is the same as with any human! It’s the fat per serving you need to watch out for. Amateurs!

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I’ll take the.crackling if you don’t want it.

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Arsonists. A calorie is a measure of energy needed to heat and they increased the temperature of the building. Thus, high calorie.

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How did you get your name like that?

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On the website for your instance, you can change your display name. I googled a random fancy text generator and copy/pasted.

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I dunno why you’re getting all these downvotes… I got a free TIL out of it 🤷

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I’m not down about it, I expected some downvotes from a question like this, because Lemmy isn’t that different from reddit 😅

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My speculation, but I think the down votes are because the comment had nothing to do with the post. So a way to filtering out, out of scope comments. Asking about the display name on a post about high calorie ppl setting an apartment on fire is pretty random after all 😂

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51 points

passive aggressive body positivity

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Two gravitationally gifted pachyderms wanted for setting a flame’s kiss to a personal urban retreat.

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Higher than average space time distorters

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Individuals with an above-average amount of gravitational power

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This screams manufactured outrage.

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Considering it’s “keep6solid”, and not any real news sources, yea.

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Two fat fucks cheeto snorting, cheezwiz drinking, McDonald’s serial eater, watermelon-with-feet-looking land whales

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Knees weak, arms are heavy, you got vomit on your sweater already, mom’s spaghetti.

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He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bomb, but he keeps on forgetting

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Don’t forget that they’re DIET coke drinkers, because they want to stay healthy

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