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My mother in law (wife’s mother) spent the night Saturday. This might make the outlook for sexytimes look bleak, but there is some background:

My wife lost her virginity at age 20. Her mom called her a whore, threatened to disown her, and acted like she was the worst person ever for letting a man touch her. She lost her virginity to me, and we’ve been married for 14 years. When her mom stays over, my wife will… retaliate. She will loudly fuck me while her mom tries to sleep. It’s so very petty and I don’t hate it.

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Haha that’s amazing, I love it! Her mom sounds like a judgmental POS

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She’s very difficult to deal with, because she has a problem with everything. (My mother in law, not my wife) She complains about everything that everyone does, screams at anyone nearby almost constantly, but she’s almost completely helpless and depends on people to take care of her. My wife is the most compassionate and caring person to ever stand on this earth and even she has had enough.

The real reason, I suspect, for the anger at her daughter having sex the first time wasn’t so much about the sex, it was coming from a fear that my daughter loves this man and he will take her away. The MIL has decidedthat any problem can be solved by screaming at it. When the wife was just the girlfriend and later the fiancé, she spent a lot of time at my house because nobody was yelling at my house, so it became a self fulfilling prophecy. This young woman had a decision: “Which mental health issue would I rather deal with?” And it came down to whatever her mom has, or being stuck with a mechanically inclined awkward weirdo who reads too much and is probably on the spectrum. I’m glad she chose me.

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3 points

I’m also glad she chose you!!

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6 points

Hahaha revenge is sweet

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18 points

I took 5g of shrooms and watched Inception and Interstellar, it was a pretty good time

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Last time I took a dose that high (6g dried homegrown) I had to stay in bed and undergo complete ego death. I could barely look at a picture of a moose hanging in my cottage.

I’m amazed you could watch a movie! Not to mention such mind bending movies!

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Shrooms have widely variable concentrations of psilocybin, even within the same batch

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15 points

I played videogames until I fell asleep in my computer chair.

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6 points

Sounds like a chill weekend, nothing wrong with that!

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🤣 This is great!

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I, uh, paid some bills and did a little online shopping. Then, when I was finished, I did a little weeding in my back yard. So fuckin’ sexy.

I have been painfully turned on for weeks and not getting a lot of relief. I did spend a little time looking at some of the sexy ladies here, and there are a few. Maybe that counts for something.

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