[pictured: Ronald Reagan wearing a black suit and tie with a white shirt. His body is nearly turned sideways, chin lifted and grinning at the camera, resting his weight on his right elbow with his left hand clasped loosely over his resting right wrist. Italicized text upon this propaganda poster reads: “RONALD REAGAN speaks out against SOCIALIZED MEDICINE”]

>a c-list actor’s career flopped so now I have to pay $1000 to set foot in an ambulance
any other examples like this?

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any other examples like this?

A WWI veteran got kicked out of art school and now Israel is bombing Palestinians.

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There was always plans to move Jews, or for the Jews to regain their land. Imagine if there was another 6 million trying to inhabit that land.

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Jesus Christ. Only on Lemmy, lol.

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Came here for this.

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Jesus…

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Nah he was in Palestine back when it was under a different foreign occupation.

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You’ll find it was called Judea/Judah.

Fun Fact: Palestine is derived from Philisitine. Longest turf beef ever.

(Btw, one of Israel’s propaganda points is that Palestine has never been a sovereign state therefore they don’t deserve to be one now, I think this handily demonstrates one of the reasons why that’s a bunch of bullshit)

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Jesus…

An unfertilized egg was forced into existence by an angry deity and now TikTok.

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More like someone had an affair 2000 years ago and now, alabama

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Hitler is to be blamed for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot of gnarly shit, but I think there’s been fighting going over on in the Middle-East a bit before him.

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Technically, yeah. It went downhill when the Ottoman joined WW1 and lost.

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Lol yeah. Turkey keeps their mouth shut about Israel and Palestine cuz if you ask them who should be in charge the answer is “us”.

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you know this is not the worst thing to happen to humanity because hitler couldn’t cut it as an artist

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I don’t think he was kicked out, he just never got in.

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The fact that the greatest nation on earth had such dumbass actors presidents, is the only proof I need for the existence of the Illuminati, and their desire to pupeeteer some tv-personality they put on the throne

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What nation is that? I thought this was about Ronald Reagan from US.

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I think unfortunately the “illuminati” is a lot more boring than that. It’s just a group of career ladder climbers hell bent on staying close to power and/or those who wield it.

We like to think the only people that would do something like that would be evil men and women part of secret societies with global ambitions but it’s just these greedy fuckers who need validation in a way none of us could ever dream of.

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It’s just a group of career ladder climbers hell bent on staying close to power and/or those who wield it.

evil men and women part of secret societies with global ambitions

These two things are not mutually exclusive.

Those ladder climbers are evil people who are part of (not so secret) societies like the International Monetary Fund and the World Economic Forum, which have global ambitions that can be accurately summed up as “get rich and fuck the poors”.

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That’s fair, I get what you mean. I guess I just think it’s less lizard people in robes eating adrenochrome and more bureaucracy than anything.

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You should probably need at least a little bit more proof than that…

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That’s exactly what an illuminati would say.

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What about two dumb-ass actors? Granted, one barely acted (or did anything successful), but he was in home alone.

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  • The grandson of an amateur naturalist rejects the church, and hooks up with a Southern Chicago native, resulting in a breach of intricate personal human data the scope of which could be disastrous.
  • A boy nicks a ticket punch from a bus operator, and now I have to attend mandatory training on social engineering.
  • Someone figured out how to store electricity in rocks, and now democracy is being threatened by liars
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Care to elaborate on point one?

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Watson and Crick ends with the breach at 23andMe

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Ahh, guess I missed the breach at 23andMe… can’t say it surprises me though

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An old lady refused to retire before she died so now cops can stop me if they suspect I’m pregnant.

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What does this refer to? Genuinely don’t know.

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An old lady with terminal cancer

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But she works out!

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Ask Justice Garland how that would’ve changed anything.

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His career didn’t really flop? He was pretty famous.

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So is Tommy Wiseau

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