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Or to attract mates ;)

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Great, now the angels be boning. Look what you’ve done!

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Do not be afraid.

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Don’t threaten me with a good time

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An Angel visited Mary and then she has a β€œvirgin birth”, what do you think happened?

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β€œDid you ever notice how in the Bible, whenever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel?” -Thomas Daggett, the Prophecy

And something out there preys on them?!

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Probably some ancient human with power armor or a flying aircraft. There’s not too much to think about when picturing angels

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Realizing angels and God are evil is what made me come to the conclusion it’s all a lie and leave Islam.

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the ever present fact that satan punishes evildoers, yet he’s called evil

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Excrucians!

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no, actually they never existed and it’s just a stupid story
(i just hate the β€œbiblically accurate angels” thing… it wasn’t that interesting 5 years ago either)

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Where is your proof? Hah, checkmate atheists :^)

/s

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well, you got me there.
absence of evidence is evidence

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I have never thought about the possibility of fried angel before

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The answer I needed πŸ“”

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The implication being that this isn’t your first thought on eating angels.

Been watching Hasbin Hotel? They have that whole Surprisingly hopeful song that veers into them.

Charlie tries so hard.

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Si it was the orphanim?*

If only autocorrect would evolve.

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There’s a reason why every encounter with an Angel starts with them saying β€œDo not be afraid.”

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Oh! It’s like when you’re scared af but you gotta do it anyway, so you tell yourself β€œI can do this. Deep breaths. I can do this!” It’s just angels calming themselves down. I get it.

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This is a neat trick to get evangelicals to believe in evolution.

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You mean it’s canon among evangelicals that humans prey on angels?

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