currently jamming on this toasted bread with butter. someone else woke up to work baker’s hours at walmart to bake this loaf, then i bought it, then toasted it, then added butter. a veritable feast

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I’m British and grew up in the 90s, so I’m therefore conditioned to think Ferrero Rocher is the single fanciest thing on the fucking planet despite knowing full well there’s no way that is the case.

Gimme that pyramid of foil-wrapped nutty chocolate spheres and I will be a king

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I feel the same way about Viennetta ice cream.

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I used to think that, but I somehow felt more poor when I actually ate it.

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Not grey poupon?

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Damn that’s so true. It’s not even that expensive of a candy and you can buy it everywhere yet still it feels like a luxurious rarity. I guess that bastard Ferrero knew what he was doing.

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That ambassador, eh? He’s spoiling you.

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But ser! Wizz theez Rocher, you arr spoiling us!

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Eating a whole rotisserie chicken with my bare hands while drinking wine out of a goblet and tossing the bones onto the floor for the dogs to fight over as entertainment.

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Cooked chicken bones are bad for dogs.

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It’s good to warn people against feeding their dogs chicken bones irl but in my scenario, these are tough mutts that know how to chew the bones properly before swallowing.

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Spoken like a true Baratheon.

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They still make them! I bought one a few years ago for nostalgia, it was pretty good

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Eating grapes one by one

Any savory dish that has pomegranate seeds in it

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We all love to party - especially you, hedonism-bot.

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I apologize for nothing!

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I can’t help but hold the bunch over my mouth and pluck one off from beneath.

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That sounds delicious not gonna lie.

I avoid meat now due to its links to climate change so I’ve been on a journey food wise. Dal Makhani is just so decadent it made me so glad that I was born period. It’s a black lentil curry that is so fucking good i will devour a bowl in no time flat

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There was a place near me in college that would make the special black lentil dal only on Thursdays for lunch, but it was always so good. I don’t know if it’s the same thing, but those lentils certainly made me realize I could be vegetarian.

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Sounds like a delicious dish that overindulgence will ruin your day.

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