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People aren’t laughing at you because you’re Christian in Texas you morons, they’re laughing at you because you think you’re being persecuted for your religion when you live somewhere where 80 percent of the population is Christian.

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Even if it were 100% they would still find some way to play the victim.

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Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?” He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me, too! What franchise?” He said, “Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?” He said, “Northern Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.” I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him over.

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26 points

– Emo Phillips

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Damn you, you just made me waste an hour watching emo Phillips YouTube videos

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Motherfucker deserved it. 1879 gang for life!

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14 points

Which is why I don’t take people like this seriously in any way, shape, or form.

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The most unrealistic part of this is a conservative christian actually reading the bible. Unless he is just using it as a prop which is on form with these types.

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24 points

There’s a Sears lingerie catalog inside it

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Pretty G-rated compared to the Bible which Fb OP thinks includes only stuff they like in it

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3 points

Pretty sure these morons only read the illustrated bible for kids versions. With only their favorite fairytales and lots of sweet baby Jesus garbage to make them feel special.

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8 points

The second most unrealistic part is the guy on the left holding the phone with his fingers fused together

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That’s just his trained facehugger.

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Reminds me of this one

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15 points

Can’t believe people would treat a cunt like a cunt

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62 points

No one hates Christians more than suburban white people in golf shirts. Everyone knows that.

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Where is this pictured, the DMV? No one is that happy at the DMV.

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30 points

Looks like ai?

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it’s definitely AI. look at some of the hands.

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I noticed left-side phone-guy has conjoined middle fingers, so perhaps he just needs to hold his phone like that or put it away

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I mean, it’s very cartoonish anyhow, it’s not like someone thought this was a photo, right?

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I thought so too. There’s one background head just left of the central figure’s face that looks extremely off, and the teeth/mouths on many of them are kind of a giveaway, but there’s nothing really conclusive here that I can find.

The idea that is the thesis of this image is so stupid that they can’t even find a real person willing to draw it for them.

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3 points

The hands of the guy on the left holding a phone up merge together. I’d say it’s definitely ai

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2 points

Yup, but idk why the AI didn’t put a cowboy hat on the dude.

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Pew pew! Yee haw!!!

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Looks like an AA or NA meeting to me.

Edit: Example https://www.americanriveralano.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/new-photo.png

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3 points

whoever made it clearly had no idea on how to properly align the word BIBLE.

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And they don’t serve beer (cup on the left)

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