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She also could have been the victim of rape and Joseph trying to protect her, instead of her being a cheater and Joseph being dumb. If they both did exist of course.

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Jesus did exist too but he was a regular human and some kind of pop star at the time

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Hence Jesus Christ Superstar

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I doubt he was a pop star at the time as the genre pop wasn’t invented back then :P

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That’s why I wrote “some kind of”

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She could also have been a hotwife and he could have been a cuckold. The possibilities are endless.

What’s impossible is the holy ghost impregnating her.

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Never thought about it. Thank you.

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“Which is more likely — that the whole natural order is to be suspended, or that a Jewish minx should tell a lie?” - Christopher Hitchens

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The same sentiment could be stated without reference to religion or objectifying women.

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I thought the same.

“Which is more likely — that the whole natural order is to be suspended, or that a cheater should tell a lie?”

Sounds better. You could say “adulterer” or “cuckolder” for different flavours.

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The thing is, the earliest versions of the gospels didn’t contain a nativity story at all, instead starting with Jesus’ baptism. The whole “virgin birth” thing was retconned in after the religion was already up and running.

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Instead of circlejerking eachother this is the type of shit you guys should post more often. This is funny af

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Instead of circlejerking eachother this is the type of shit you guys should post more often. This is funny af

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???

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To be fair if picking the first option meant getting stoned to death for adultery, I would try my luck at the second option too.

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Absolute gold

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