1 point
But wait. Assuming this isn’t Flortucky, how’s a 12-year-old pregnant person have the ability to consent to:
- choose to marry
- marry
- sex
- cheat, and then
- sex again?
2 points
I guess the pilgrims must have been on the good shit to not see the cap.
1 point
Mary was not married though.
5 points
…hey Joseph. Yeah. You know how we never have sex? YEAH! Well an angel came to me and I’m pregnant. JESUS CHRIST! Oh you already know about it!
14 points
To be fair if picking the first option meant getting stoned to death for adultery, I would try my luck at the second option too.
3 points