Surprisingly, there is such a thing as virgin births. They’re super rare, but also not a miracle.
“Yes, (…) [but] the chances of these all happening in real life are virtually zero.”
“(…) one of her eggs would have to produce, on its own, the biochemical changes indicative of fertilization, and then divide abnormally to compensate for the lack of sperm DNA.“
The movie “Bringing Out the Dead” taught me that!
Edit: URL: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0163988/
“Which is more likely — that the whole natural order is to be suspended, or that a Jewish minx should tell a lie?” - Christopher Hitchens
The same sentiment could be stated without reference to religion or objectifying women.
…hey Joseph. Yeah. You know how we never have sex? YEAH! Well an angel came to me and I’m pregnant. JESUS CHRIST! Oh you already know about it!
Instead of circlejerking eachother this is the type of shit you guys should post more often. This is funny af
Instead of circlejerking eachother this is the type of shit you guys should post more often. This is funny af
But wait. Assuming this isn’t Flortucky, how’s a 12-year-old pregnant person have the ability to consent to:
- choose to marry
- marry
- sex
- cheat, and then
- sex again?
