I asked a related question about how often you lie, on a daily basis, but I think this is more apropos for today’s general aesthetic.

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I have no interest in misrepresenting myself, I just try to give away as little as possible while still trying to contribute to the conversation.

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Yeah as a doctor with a PHD in this exact topic and a huge dick, it’s not really in my interests to misrepresent myself.

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Pretty Huge Dick

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PhD . Not really that convincing if you get the qualification wrong.

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This, plus giving extraneous information that may lead to incorrect presumptions.

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I, Dr. Wesker, am a caricature of a real person.

I am more myself than myself, yet also exaggerated.

I am an experiment in personality and expression.

I am craving poutine.

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I’m more my real self online than I am in the real world.

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I would like to hear more about how and why that is, for you.

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I can actually speak my mind through text than I can verbally. I become mute in most situations IRL because being physically around people gives me anxiety.

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You may have accidentally a word.

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I know I kinda just spread my brains out onto Internet and it isn’t pretty but it gets the dopamine going and keeps me on the treaddsmill

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not op but if i say who i am irl, i’ll get arrested

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Thinking about it, I definitely misrepresent myself online 100% of the time, as I never say who I am. I do say a lot of things, but in a generic sense, enough that it would be hard to pin down who I actually am. I have a deep and irrepressible sense of distrust for the state, for decades, despite what I do for a job. So instead, I have an online persona that does indeed reflect my values, but is separate from the public facing person you might know.

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You mean your real name is not Crack Happy? πŸ˜ƒ

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Indeed.

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Ikr?

Get well soon

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Unless you’re limiting yourself to very terse responses or having someone else (ideally random) write all your online content, you’re still very much at risk.

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Yeah, I’ve come to terms with the fact that if I’m going to be this active on a public forum there is this risk. I try not to put anything too identifiable though and nothing that would be too devastating if tied to my real identity. I’m really not that interesting.

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Ed, I told you to get of the internet and turn off the light, I’m tired. And if you steal the covers again tonight you are sleeping on the couch for a week. Did you remember to take the trash out? Don’t sigh at me… you know how I hate that. Goodnight Ed.

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Ed: Martha, shut the fuck up.

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Where is Margot Robbie when you need her?

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She’s behind you!

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