“It’s like 10,000 commas when all you need is a period” -Alanis Morissette
I don’t understand guys, i said all the crazy ass nonsensical stuff and somehow it didn’t work in a court of law. Was it not crazy enough? Should I ask for a Klingon translator?
Does anyone have any recordings of these things? Because I want to hear how loud a judge can sigh.
Tons of videos on YouTube. Weird, but I have yet to see one where the judge straight tells them they’ve been scammed and the sov cit stuff is bullshit.
These judges are amazingly patient. Some seem genuinely puzzled, like they’ve never run across these people. Others can tell what’s going on, but never straight call their bullshit.
Judges don’t WANT to ruin your life, they mostly want to just have a nice easy day at work, just like the rest of us.
They know they’re going to have to deal with those dingbats over and over, so it’s in their best interest to get them to understand that it’s not going to work, and to get a lawyer. Cause then it’s mostly someone else’s problem getting them to understand how to behave.
Reminds me of this gem:
“I followed the script” says enough. This guy doesn’t know shit and was probably following the advice of a bigger crank.
I uttered all the proper incantations, but the spell did not work! Pls help Facebook
