41 points

I uttered all the proper incantations, but the spell did not work! Pls help Facebook

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“I followed the script” says enough. This guy doesn’t know shit and was probably following the advice of a bigger crank.

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16 points

The paid “advice” from a wealthier crank.

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I really wanna start selling those private citizen registration cards and passports. Those things would cost almost nothing. Pure profit. I just don’t want to help these morons in their stupid quest more than I want free money.

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I don’t understand guys, i said all the crazy ass nonsensical stuff and somehow it didn’t work in a court of law. Was it not crazy enough? Should I ask for a Klingon translator?

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Ah, but the judge kept interrupting them so they couldn’t recite the magic law incantation correctly.
What they need to do is put an injunction on the judge. That way the judge can’t interrupt you until you finish your statement.

That is the galaxy brain play.

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42 points

Does anyone have any recordings of these things? Because I want to hear how loud a judge can sigh.

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22 points

Tons of videos on YouTube. Weird, but I have yet to see one where the judge straight tells them they’ve been scammed and the sov cit stuff is bullshit.

These judges are amazingly patient. Some seem genuinely puzzled, like they’ve never run across these people. Others can tell what’s going on, but never straight call their bullshit.

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Judges don’t WANT to ruin your life, they mostly want to just have a nice easy day at work, just like the rest of us.

They know they’re going to have to deal with those dingbats over and over, so it’s in their best interest to get them to understand that it’s not going to work, and to get a lawyer. Cause then it’s mostly someone else’s problem getting them to understand how to behave.

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I wonder if you can hear the judge facepalm from outside of the court room.

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It’s like a socio-economic version of Darwinism - not sure about you folks, but I’ve got the popcorn out and am enjoying the show.

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People mostly seem to like these but some say I’m making fun of the mentally ill.

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Have you ever seen the “gangstalking” people? Those people are mentally ill. Being stupid and gullible and falling for magical thinking isn’t a mental illness. Sure, I guarantee some of the people who love sovcit nonsense have some deficiencies, but I would imagine less than 5% are genuinely mentally ill.

Social media and the echo chambers and selective information bubbles are a powerful force that I don’t think we’ve fully comprehended the scale of quite yet. Maybe after the world dies a heat death and a new evolutionary step in humanity will figure out a way to plug in all the old laptops and boot up the internet and they’ll be the ones that eventually understand it.

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i’d wager individuals who suffered a TBI mid-late in life are an over-represented demographic in the sovcit community.

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Also don’t forget, there are a LOT of humans, and that means there are a lot of people in the bottom 0.01% of intelligence

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I hate coming across gangstalking people and groups online because it’s just sad to see as an outsider and invokes strong feelings of wanting to be helpful but being unable to. Like you said, they reinforce each other in their bubbles so there’s no way to get a message through that their problem isn’t really what they think it is and they need professional help. And short of somehow magically only allowing helpful people to interact with those thinking they’re being gangstalked (technical and logistical impossibility) it becomes another chance for trolls or other sufferers to just encourage more conspiratorial and paranoid thinking.

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I’m afraid to look up gangstalking, I don’t want all my feeds to suddenly go batshit insane.

Tldr?

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