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Don’t mention the external HD full of lumberjack porn.

Don’t mention the external HD full of lumberjack porn.

Don’t mention the external HD full of lumberjack porn.

lol yeah trees are pretty.

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5 points

Luberjack porn?! tell me more about this

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12 points

Luberjack sounds German and therefore, much more kinky. I want to know about your porn.

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1 point

Did someone say Luberjack porn?

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2 points

You want to know more about the porn I watch or that I was in that one time?

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19 points

Oh my god, you’re an arboration.

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13 points

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2 points

Tfw you focus desparately hard on not freudian-slipping

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50 points

[autistic hyperfixation noises intensify]

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23 points

Me whenever someone mentions anything vaguely resembling measurement

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16 points

Measurement is an interesting field, I was just reading about Atomic clocks

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19 points

You fool, what have you done

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4 points

Yeeeees, yeeeeess, feel the units flow through you. >}

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11 points

I know right? Who would have thought the decay rate of Cesium-133 was so regular…except when it isn’t!!!

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I just spent my afternoon doing volume calculations… each unit is 3 oz, I need 300 units, 900 oz, but I can only buy in 1 gallon which is 128 oz, etc. For this one, each unit is 10g and 600 of those, I can buy in 1.25 lb or 2.6 lb let’s convert that and see what the cost per gram is and go with the cheaper, okay I can buy in 1180g how much do I need again?

Repeat that 57 times and you too can have a job in supply chain.

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7 points

Reading that made my brain hurt. It’s times like this that I really wish America would go metric.

But what I can say? That’s a 570-liter dream.

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9 points

Tad
Dash
Smidge
A bit
Just a moment
Monarchical Inch
A peck
A hobbit

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Okay, I’ll bite. What does “a Hobbit” mean as a unit of measurement?

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Two and a half imperial bushels

If [I buy wheat] at Wrexham, [I must order] by the hobbet of one hundred and sixty eight [pounds] [76 kg]. But, even if I do happen to know what a hobbet of wheat means at Wrexham, that knowledge good for Flint is not good for Caernarvonshire. A hobbet of wheat at Pwlheli contains eighty-four pounds [38 kg] more than a hobbet at Wrexham; and a hobbet of oats is something altogether different; and a hobbet of barley is something altogether different again.

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sure, I’ve played Dark Souls. never dug too much into the lore, though…

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I never… don’t do that!:-P

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