63 points

Hopefully it’s just an Object of Power and not a sentient carpet like from Aladdin.

Imagine if someone came up to you, unraveled your meaty squishy wet insides, and made you into a grotesque form of human flesh suit

This meme is a horror story.

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5 points

Goodbye Horses starts playing

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Flying carpets clearly fly because of the runes and symbols knitted into their design. This would not work in real life.

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Obviously you’d re-knit the arcane runes into the new design

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I thought that much was obvious, sheesh

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3 points

Noob for sure

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In that case, would you even need to use the same yarn?

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Yes, there are both yarn and rune magicks that need to be combined.

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Carpets are woven, not knitted. To preserve the power, fold in half, stitch partway up each side to form batwing sleeves, and cut a careful slit in the center of the fold to poke your head through. Less flexible than a knit sweater but still warm and more likely to fly.

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Now make gloves so you can punch with the force needed to fly

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That sweater would be so thick and scratchy.

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9 points

For best results, use a flying fuzzy bath mat

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