222 points

This would be funny if it wasn’t so fucking true.

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62 points

Hurts too much to make me laugh.

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31 points

The truth is uncomfortable

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Oh, this reminds me. I was asked to go to a Chiropractic “doctor” this weekend for a check up. That’s nonsense to begin with, but I went anyway.

She asked about my back hurting, and I mentioned that I threw it out really badly when I got COVID a year or two ago, and was stuck in bed coughing super hard for a week. Her immediate response was “I’ve heard the vaccine can do that.”

… Like, fucking what? How god damn stupid do you have to be to hear “I threw my back out coughing really hard.” and instantly try to insert your anti-science bullshit into the conversation?

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129 points

Chiropractor. Stupid. Anti-science bullshit.

You repeat yourself.

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Oh man it gets worse. Medicine is so fucked now.

My (telehealth) doctor noted my testosterone is a little low and suggested I use another online practitioner for testosterone replacement therapy since they can’t do that from their practice.

She gave me a few places to check out (from her companies list, she didn’t personally vet them).

They all have some anti-science bullshit or “As seen on JRE/Infowars”.

I’m like…yeah, I’m not doing any of that. I’ll try diet, exercise, and proper sleep first. I’m not giving any of them my money, patronage, or information.

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I had the same thing except from an in-clinic consult about my general health.

Testosterone supplementing was presented like “Well levels vary to each man but some do a little better with more so it could help your endurance and energy levels.”

Ok sure, why not? They’re a doctor right? Trust experience? Trust science? All that?

I got a shot 2 or 3 times but then quit it. I’m so freaking glad I did, after I discovered all these accounts about it causing heart problems, possibly reproductive issues, and all this other crap. It was difficult to find someone who was actually glad they did it.

Happy with the hormone levels I’ve got, thank you very much.

I felt so scammed, like I was just used as some “lead” for another clinic to profit from me over something that potentially would cause a ton of long-term harm.

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12 points

Gross, definitely fuck them.

It makes total sense from a cynical profit-first standpoint though. Where can I get the best bang for my buck reaching damaged young men who desire so much to be manly and alpha, but feel so inadequate inside they must do something about it? And they have to be conditioned to eat up bullshit they want to hear.

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12 points

When looking for a pediatrician for my kid, we shopped around because we don’t want an idiot treating them. One doctor’s nurse looked us straight in the eyes and said “We follow a strict vaccine schedule for children, will you have a problem with that?”.

Yeah, we found our pediatrician that day.

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44 points

I was super mad when I went to a new dentist after my last one retired and he prescribed me homeopathic medicine.

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45 points

I hope you used homeopathic payment.

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16 points

Given them payment in diluted dollar water.

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2 points

Shells and crystal rocks

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22 points

A chiropractor once gave my mom homeopathic pills. I was a kid and didn’t even know what homeopathy was at the time, but she gave me one and I said, “mom, this is sugar.” She tried to argue with me about it and I kept telling her I know what sugar tastes like.

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Nicely done. The best case scenario is sugar. Most of the time, it’s nothing but water, and maybe a single drop of 100x already diluted more water, that maybe once had something non-water in it. That is, of course, assuming the machines doing the literal magic shaking didn’t spill the “active ingredient”.

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6 points

I’m curious. What for? Something non-dental the dentist noticed or something dental-related?

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I have a perio and ortho, and the perio also was my hygienist; but the hygienist noticed something odd with a tooth, concerned about it, said I should consult a general dentist - due to having seen a perio, ortho and hygienist regularly I let my general dentist lapse, found they had retired and I wasn’t on books any more, went to the nearest dentist, in-network, 4* reviews - he looked at it, said, “ah yeah, i see the issue. use this mouthwash and gel on it once daily”

it was like $50

I happily used it for a week before I was standing there swishing and actually read the label and saw “not endorsed by the FDA” and was like “whattttt” then saw it was homeopathic

well you can imagine I spit that mouthwash straight out without swallowing

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2 points

No worries. The appointment was set for me by a local government agency. That’s about all I wanna say about it, though.

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29 points

If you want a bone medic go to the traumatologist, not those shaman-like chiropractors

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15 points

A shaman would be a step up because I don’t think shamans actively make anything worse.

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6 points

And they have magic

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2 points

You say they dont make anything actively worse, until you don’t pay attention to them for a split second and they all gather in one place, collectively and ritualisticaly unalive themselves to combine their souls to be reborn as a single entity, to then rise as a warlord to wage a brutal unification war on earth, announce themselves emperor and set out to conquer the galaxy only to be betrayed and killed by half his children wich leaves his empire and therefore humanity in shambles!!

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3 points

Trust me, it wasn’t my choice.

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I was a teenager and was having back issues. My mother sent me to a chiropractor, which I didn’t know was a bunch of bullshit back then. She took an X-ray of my spine (how is that legal?) and told me she’d fix the issue in my upper back. I told her the pain was in my lower back and she kept insisting that no, it was an upper back problem that I needed to be treated for.

And that was when I realized it was all bullshit.

Now I know that it was come up with by a guy who said he got the information from a ghost. Seriously.

https://www.iflscience.com/the-first-chiropractor-claimed-the-treatment-was-inspired-by-a-ghost-67389

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7 points

How did you not just walk out of there?

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3 points

I honestly thought I might have to, but it took months to get the appointment, and I didn’t want to have to wait all over again and just hope I got a better location next time.

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4 points

I don’t get why anyone would want to be a chiropractor.

Nurse: 4 years of schooling, high salary (yes it should be higher), useful to everyone around you in medical situation, good benefit packages, respected, and you can do so much with that degree.

Chiropractor: 6 years of schooling, salary is low, useless in a medical situation, terrible benefits, not respected, and the only thing you can do with that degree is what you “trained” for.

Become a nurse instead!

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2 points

The fact that Chiropractic is pseudoscience; realigning your spine to allow magical spirit energy to flow better, because they think every single aliment from acne to cancer is caused by blocked chi flow, isn’t enough?

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2 points

Are you saying a ghost can be wrong? ;)

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95 points

Measles, that old-timey disease we didn’t really think about as kids because of vaccinations. Welp, that’s coming back. Thanks to fucking idiots.

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38 points

“BUT MAH FREEDOMS!”

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4 points

They’re free to die however they choose. Or however death chooses them.

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10 points

That’d be fine if they didn’t infect people who can’t protect themselves and didn’t ask for it. Plus it would have been cool to have wiped another disease off the face of the planet.

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1 point

Or forced to die however their parents choose for them.

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It’s coming back thanks to those vaccine mandates that were brought in.

You don’t put people at ease about a new vaccine by saying “you must have it otherwise you can’t participate in society”. That has the opposite effect and makes people even more reluctant and sceptical. It also gives anti-vaxxers more ammo for their nonsense that they can spread online.

All that combined has led to a big increase in vaccine hesitancy and scepticism, and the worst thing is that it’s now harming kids as a result.

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It’s coming back thanks to those vaccine mandates that were brought in.

Nah, it’s because the US is full of whiny babies who don’t want to recognize other people’s authority and expertise over their whims, and rather have disease and mass murders than let other people say to them there is a better course of action.

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2 points

This is not a US-only problem.

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There’s always one!

I hate to break to to you, but public health policy does not and should not consider the opinion of lunatics. I legitimately cannot believe this isn’t obvious.

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Always one what?

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The anti-vaxxers are lunatics, yes. But they always were and it doesn’t really matter what they think.

But you think anyone who felt a slight concern about a brand new vaccine was a “lunatic”? These people needed reassurance, not “Do as you’re fucking told, idiot”. The fact people can’t see this baffles me.

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No. It’s called people aren’t scientists and they are NOT qualified to make decisions regarding public health. Shut the fuck up and do what you are told. If you can’t find peace in knowing that someone is smarter in the field of biology and sociology, get a therapist and talk to them.

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Shut the fuck up and do what you are told. If you can’t find peace in knowing that someone is smarter in the field of biology and sociology, get a therapist and talk to them.

People say this and seriously don’t see how this messaging might not be all that encouraging to people.

I want more people to get vaccinated for diseases. This is not how to go about it, as society is now demonstrating.

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Measles cases were on a steady rise before COVID. They just got a bump from the anti-vax crowd being given further ammunition, coupled with one group deciding public health during a pandemic should be made into a political football. In fact, the year with the highest number of cases in recent times was 2019, the year before COVID was on most people’s radar. It also saw a major drop the next year, likely due to all the physical distancing.

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Idiots will have stupid responses to anything.

“You must get vaccinated to control the spread of this dangerous disease” -> “how dare you tell me what to do. I won’t do it”

"This vaccine is optional, but please get it to control the spread of this dangerous disease " -> “well if it’s optional I won’t get it. Sounds risky.”

That’s not even touching the like “the UN logo shows Antarctica at the center therefore the worst is flat” level insanity.

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8 points

That’s a long winded way to say thanks to fucking idiots

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8 points

Bro you always had to get vaccines for school. It’s not a new thing.

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I AGREE! Even though before Covid we also couldn’t participate in things like travel or schooling or sometimes even workout with the Right Vaccine!

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68 points

I gained the superpower of crippling anxiety, depression and panic attacks. I had very mild anxiety prior to Covid, but something broke in my brain after I got sick.

I am anxious and yet constantly tired. I can barely function before noon and can’t shut my brain off to sleep.

I hat every fucking person on Earth who said it was bs.

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I’ve been feeling the same way. Some days I’ve felt better, but I don’t really get back to where I was. It feels like my discipline has broken down.

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You sound a little like me.

Give liposomal C plus L-Arginine a try.

There’s been some studies showing it helps with long COVID.

I feel a little improvement. Not great. Some.

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58 points

You might as well recommend some healing crystals or magnetic wristbands.

@Gerudo@lemm.ee should speak to a doctor about possible treatments and not take random unproven advice from the internet.

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So, an innocuous supplement treatment, with multiple legitimate studies is the same as healing crystals? Got it.

Not everything in the world is horse parasite quackery.

My doctor did review the studies and agreed it was worth trying given the lack of known long COVID treatments.

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64 points

I was assaulted by a family member for not giving “IV Ivermectin” to someone with COVID who I had just crash intubated (honestly thought they were going to code, but somehow didn’t) back during the Delta wave.

My view of humanity has gotten pretty pessimistic since COVID. If I had the guts I’d honestly love to go create an insulated community of people who actually think about stuff and want to help each other.

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Yeah, covid broke my faith in humanity. When we encounter a real global threat that could wipe us off the face of the planet, we will not rise to the occasion and band together.

Climate change, disease, aliens, asteroids, a super volcanic eruption. Just not gonna happen the way it’s portrayed in movies.

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And it’s this weird thing where a decent percentage of humanity was working super hard to save everyone else—did save most everyone else—and a ton of people are just going on about the “Fauci Ouchie” and nanochips.

The general public has no idea how many people we saved with the mRNA vaccines and critical care medicine. They’re blatantly oblivious to it. The death toll would’ve been monumentally worse without a coordinated effort of public health, healthcare, and research. Yet no one has any idea. COVID was simultaneously one of humanity’s greatest unrecognized accomplishments and one of its greatest blunders.

If you’ve ever read or watched The Expanse series I feel like it’s spot on as far as humanity’s response to disasters.

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2 points

Don’t give them ideas thinking the protomolecule is in the vaccine lol

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Except it maybe will happen like in Don’t Look Up

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Well yeah, Don’t look up is all about how stupid we are as a species.

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My views on humanity fell off a cliff in 2016. I’ve always been pretty cynical but that was rock bottom. Imagine my surprise that there was another cliff to fall off of in 2020. And the worst that happened to me was getting called “genocidal” because I don’t believe “why not, maybe it works” is scientific enough to justify giving everyone ivermectin.

It is completely despicable to attack a healthcare professional because they don’t agree with the conspiracy theory of the day. Let alone a family member. I’m sorry they decided to do that to you.

All this because a lone dimwit didn’t want cloth masks to muss his makeup.

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Thanks, I appreciate it.

I have a pretty high tolerance for disrespect (either from patients or other specialties) since I work in Emergency Medicine, but COVID was just off the charts.

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No need to create such a community - there’s one ready-made in Iceland! They even had a vet who was on top of the vaccine* research in the early days.

EDIT: Just looked up that story, and (a) it was in the Faroe Islands not Iceland, and (b) they adapted their salmon-testing labs to detect covid in humans, allowing them to test 5% of the population per day, locally.

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I nearly got assaulted by another staff member, sort of defended myself from it by just shoving him away and creating distance, and then I ended up on a disciplinary over it. Despite everything he’d seen he still thought he was hard-done by and tried to take it out on myself. I had an exemplary record for nearly 28 years up until then.

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