60 points
Oh god I’m edging so hard my dick could cut diamonds.
63 points
18 points
37 points
don’t worry, a judge just ruled that Don is a special boy and doesn’t have to follow the same laws as everyone else so he doesn’t need to put up the whole bond.
15 points
26 points
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/25/nyregion/trump-bond-reduced.html
He’s God’s Most Special Guy, so he gets yet another exception to the law. Courts have ruled that he has to put up less than half of what would be required of anyone else.
11 points
7 points
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37 points
Snap back to reality, ope, there goes gravity
