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I’m Eric!

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don’t worry, a judge just ruled that Don is a special boy and doesn’t have to follow the same laws as everyone else so he doesn’t need to put up the whole bond.

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Yeah, they weren’t laughing at him, they were laughing with him.

Edit: that’s very much /s.

Absolute horseshit.

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You’re fucking kidding me.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/25/nyregion/trump-bond-reduced.html

He’s God’s Most Special Guy, so he gets yet another exception to the law. Courts have ruled that he has to put up less than half of what would be required of anyone else.

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Fucking fuck. Heartbreakingly shitty country.

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Eriks always laughed at tho…how can he tell it’s about loans this time???

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Exactly. Sounds like just a normal day of the office.

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his penis wasn’t out

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Snap back to reality, ope, there goes gravity

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