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Triangles taste better. That’s just science.

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Triangles taste objectively worse. The acute 45° angles are not effective at retaining sandwich contents so you are just tasting plain bread.

By cutting orthogonally you create 90° corners on each segment, allowing a uniform distribution of delicious filling throughout each sandwich segment.

That’s just maths.

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2 points

Your math fails when you consider ketchup.

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1 point

Someone needs to learn how to hold a sandwich!

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Not cutting the sandwich gives you less sandwiches.

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Actually cutting the sandwich cause some amount of crumbs and some amount of sandwich ends up on the knife. It’s a minuscule amount but a uncut sandwich gives you the most sandwich.

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But it does not give you the most sandwiches, as when you cut a sandwich, you have 2 sandwiches.

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5 points

Exactly

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But if you cut it in a very specific order, it can give you enough calories to kill god

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Can you share please? I am so hungry, and killing god sounds fun.

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Probably something like that.

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10 points

The sacred texts!

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Witch!

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3 points

Grey is not the best color for a sandwich

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What game is that?

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Not a game; based on the watermark it’s some funny haha publication by the name of IRL Loading Screens. The style is based on TES: Oblivion though

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