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Aaargh....my eyes......my eyes......(lemmy.world)

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MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com
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Self-documenting code, high contrast… Carry on.

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Claudio@programming.dev
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Probably still better than bool a; bool b; int c;…

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BurningTurtle@programming.devM
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But i, i is sacred.

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Darken@reddthat.com
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rmuk@feddit.uk
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Primitive tribe discovers personal rights.

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Scoopta@programming.dev
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🤔… I’ve never liked i and don’t use it…not sure why. I keep thinking I should start but alas I just don’t.

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RobMyBot@lemmy.ml
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Honestly? Yes, I agree

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zaphod@feddit.de
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ThisCommentsMakeItSoThatYouHateMeForWritingLikeThisSeriouslyICanNotStopPleaseSendHelp

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serpineslair@lemmy.world
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Makes it even better that I’m on mobile so the text wrapped half way through a word.

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JohnEdwa@sopuli.xyz
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I can read that without any issues whatsoever.

But. If. You. Put. Periods. Between. Each. Word. My brain will force a pause between every single one and I can’t override it.

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Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
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Forever Ago I Ran A Minecraft Server And 2 Friends Joined And One Typed Everything They Said Like This and the other managed to misspell every single word with more than 2 letters in it. They misspelled the word “the!” According to Sir Capitalizes Every Single Word, its just much easier to type that way, which raised far more questions than answers…

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MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com
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Would you like a snake to replace your camel?

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F04118F@feddit.nl
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Careful, Pascal doesn’t like it when you call him a camel

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MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com
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I decided to be wrong because the correct joke would be too convoluted. I’ll work on that implementation and then you can inject it at runtime via reflection.

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zaphod@feddit.de
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Best I can do instead is calling it x.

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MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com
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Why not ‘i’?

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Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
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Hey, this must be that self-documenting code I keep hearing about

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tourist@lemmy.world
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lgtm

merged

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xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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I’m assigning all my PRs to you, buddy, your performance metrics will be over 9000!

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