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I’ve been banned from my neighborhood park for eating all the wild mushrooms and jumping on turtles, video games ruined my life:(

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Did you miss the part where you’re supposed to disappear down a pipe into the sewers?

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I dove into a storm drain and got stuck, but fortunately some guy with a fishing pole came by, hooked his lure to my pants, and reeled me out :)

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I tried that, but the Internet is actually a big truck, not a series of tubes.

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that’s where i found a bunch of mutated teenage turtles eating pizza, learning karate from a rat.

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If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

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Ah yer late on that thar joke yee laddie, now off on that wagon wit yee and I’ll boop ye on yees head and make yee sleep, I know yee we’re trying to cross the border and walked right into that imperial ambush…

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I was fired from sperm bank for drinking on the job, discord ruined my life :(

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I’ve just been running around a dark room, eating pills, and listening to repetitive electronic music.

you’re playing the wrong games my friend.

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For a few seconds this could have been a shit post. But when you see it, its shitpost.

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The Wallpaper Engine Logo + K(ill) = KDE Logo

=

Seems apt

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KDE, Kill Dhem Everyone

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Wallpaper Engine cause all of this touble

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Wallpaper Engine 2 fixed the issues from the first one, but Wallpaper Engine 3 was just a different game with the Wallpaper Engine name slapped on the box.

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Wallpaper Engine 4 was a greedy cash grab full of micro transactions and bugs.

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Good social/political cartoons simplify a problem to its basic elements and make fun of whatever is contributing to a problem. Bad ones oversimplify a complex issue and are just an illustrated version of closed-minded griping. Actual “humor” is optional.

Guess which one the above is.

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It started off as griping but then someone added wallpaper engine

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But it has 3d videogame car, and videogame bad!

(this image is likely a troll making fun of some reactionary comic)

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Basic elements, such as Wallpaper Engine, of course

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Funny?

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Yeah. It’s all video games.

Nothing to do with years brutal bullying, social excommunication and schools “boys will be boys” attitude.

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