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“Science isn’t about WHY. It’s about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won’t hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired.”

—Cave Johnson

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https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/science-isnt-about-why/

I may or may not have a soundboard prepped for zoom talks with this. I just set it up, the question is when, WHEN DOES IT DROP?

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At least theres no “dck” this time

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Sturbly

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Remember: never confuse the Olframory regrion with the Orfancfary regain.

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Many a student has had to drop out because of this classic blunder.

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Hey, I’ll Oframory the hell out of my regrion if I want to! You’re not the bnss of me!

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Brain half the size of its body AND three legs?!

It’s the ubermouse!

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Well, two legs, and attached to the left leg is part of its tail hoop, which it uses to strangle its prey. What looks like a foot is actually used to gather the excess length of tail and tighten the hoop, and also assists in gripping the prey.

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That is just a slightly different projection of the hyper intelligent pandimensional beings which we call rats.

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“Bort was here.”

“Eat slort, smoke blorp.”

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