As you can see from the data: as Everybody increases, so too does Sucks.

A similar trend can be seen here: on the X axis we track Everything, and on the Y axis a pronounced increase in Fucked is revealed.

I’ll show me!

Politics is so team sports, they even think performance enhancing drugs are a bad idea.

Does it trouble you at all that the diagram doesn’t specify where the wall should be?

He’s obviously built himself thousands of little elevators over millenia. What did you guys think he was doing down there? Sleeping?

That’s a real shame. Swiss rolls are non-negotiable.

“SLAMS”

Damnit, I was pretty sure the one on the right was Goofy.

We live in a world where I read “high schoolers” and my brain autocorrected it to “high school shooters”.

Just “hold it in” on the second floor of the hotel. The conference floor.