222 points

Light and Regular, for those actually wanting to know. But I don’t think I’ll tell anyone else that…

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33 points

Large and Really large.

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7 points

I thought it was “Lemmy” and “Reddit”

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16 points

Large, little, light, ludicrous…

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10 points

Someone is really missing a genius marketing opportunity - tampons for ludicrous days!

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14 points

It’s plaid

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3 points

Luscious

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3 points

Large and Roided

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138 points

Left is reverse threaded, so you need to turn it counter clockwise to screw it in

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49 points

What is this, a tampon for ducks?

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4 points

Amazing comment

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22 points

Whats the torque spec on these?

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16 points

Couple of ugga duggas.

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5 points

3 ugga duggas. no more, no less

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4 points

Give’er til it clicks

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2 points

Just put the pink torque stick on your rattle gun and send it.

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7 points

If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model tampon requires a range of ten to sixteen foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twist the maximum allowable torque-age.

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3 points

Shit, where’s my socket set gone???

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3 points

There’s a indicator that lights up when it’s snug

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10 points

If you turn it few more times, will she start clapping like a clockwork doll?

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4 points

She’ll clap you for sure

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9 points

Coriolis force?

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14 points

For Australian vaginas

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4 points

Yes, the Clitoris force

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66 points

I worked in a coffeee shop a long time ago and we had a new girl, who just started. Its the end of the shift and we told her to put on rubber gloves, we will show her how to clean the coffee machine.

She went to the store room and after 10 minutes she returned with only one glove on, holding the 100 pack box of disposable gloves and with visible confusion as she explained that we run out of right hand gloves as she could only find these marked with “L”

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6 points

That sounds straight out of a comedy show.

Tbf it’s weird that boxes of gloves just have both pairs stuffed in them. I wouldn’t expect that, but I think I’d at least check.

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22 points

The gloves fit on both hands…

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1 point

Gosh!

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7 points
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Don’t disposable gloves work for any hand you may have? You just turn it if you need to put it on another hand.

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3 points

The new girls in coffee shops are all left hands, well known fact.

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3 points

Yes.

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60 points

I used to read prescriptions for a job, and a valid but uncommon way of indicating route of administration was “per,” like “take on tablet per mouth twice daily.”

Once we got a script that read “unwrap and insert one suppository per vagina every 6 hours as needed,” and I got a good laugh at that one.

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16 points

TIL suppositories don’t have just one possible application

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8 points

don’t ass-u-me

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2 points

Will u ass-u-me?

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2 points

Phenergan can be used in either the anus or the vagina! Ask your pharmacist for details.

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1 point

pessary

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30 points

LIGHT and REGULAR

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48 points

Yes, but that’s no fun.

Why not “rare” and “legendary”?

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