133 points

Yeah GRRM thinks too much of his characters, he wrote a match between Jaime Lannister and Rand Al’thor, and Jaime won. Absolutely ridiculous a guy who can wield magic that can burn people out of time vs a guy with a sword.

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62 points

Also a guy who reality shapes itself around and therefore doesn’t really lose.

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42 points

Also he has the memories of hundreds of years of training in the sword.

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14 points

Also when he lost a hand he didn’t become a little bitch.

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14 points

Sometimes things just work out that way

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6 points

He turned an entire army into aerosol at the Battle of Dumai’s Wells. I’m pretty sure he can handle little Jamie Lanister.

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11 points

The Wheel weaves as the Wheel willls

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10 points

For real, even without channeling Rand was a basically peerless swordsman.

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6 points

Don’t bother of them lose their dominant hands?

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5 points

Yeah. Rand was still inhumanly badass afterwards tho

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7 points

Rand broke and reformed existence itself. I don’t think he’d be threatened by a little sister fucker.

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89 points

So one Question I’m always asked. Who would win in a fight? Who would win in a fight if Galactus fought The Hulk, or if Thor fought Iron Man? And there’s one answer to all of that. It’s so simple, anyone should know this. The person who’d win in a fight is the person that the scriptwriter wants to win!

-Stan Lee

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80 points

I think GRRM would declare Ser Pounce the winner in a match against Kratos.

I freaking love ASOIAF, but this guy talks way too much crap sometimes.

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17 points

I haven’t read the books, but it seems like a theme is that everyone is extremely “human”. Like no one in the series could miraculously survive a fall of a cliff. That’s why I like the show, but I think it would pretty immediately discount anyone from being able to win a fight against a pseudo-superhuman who was able to, almost literally, walk off the damage from falling off a cliff

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everyone is extremely “human”. Like no one in the series could miraculously survive…

Some Targaryens are fireproof (e.g., Dany), some people can’t seem to be able to get the hang of staying dead no matter how much they’re literally killed (e.g. Beric Dondarrion, Lady Stoneheart, wights, if you consider them people, Ser Robert Strong)… plenty of the supernatural going on in those books.

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Dany isn’t categorically fire-proof in the books. She survived a one time special event, with the help of the ululating chant and some kind of magic. But after that, she could be hurt by fire.

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8 points

Or if you do, say, survive a fall from a tower window you don’t survive, get magic powers, and become king in the end.

Oh, wait.

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4 points

For me, everything that happens on HBO after Jon is stabbed by his brothers is just high-end fanfic. I will always believe that the showrunners fucked up the ending. And, let’s be real, GRRM isn’t going to prove me wrong.

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That’s not in the book though.

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What I always found weird about this, is that even in universe Martin makes a point that Jamie wasn’t as good as he thought he was. He ends up being humbled.

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21 points

Right? Jamie is not nearly the best fighter in his own story. How can he possibly beat magical creatures?

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2 points

Seriously, give me Ser Arthur Dayne wielding Dawn and then we’ll talk. (Aragorn would probably still win, but at least he’d have a bit of a challenge…)

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1 point

Head canon.

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>fights off 5 ringwraiths while protecting a gang of hobbits
>kills like a hundred magically engineered supersoldiers so hobbits can cross a river
>kills an unreasonable number more at Helm’s Deep
>beats up an actual ghost
>just one of those supersoldiers could easily kill like 10 regular humans, but here he is again just mowing them down
>charges the entirety of mordor on foot: survives

But yeah, I’m sure the regular human of above average skill will be fine.

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beats up an actual ghost

This one made me giggle a bit and honestly was the first thing I thought of when I saw the post about this.

Fucker throttled a ghost oath bound to defend his lineage to prove who he was and that he wasn’t a bitch. Said ghost and his minions, then went forth and literally ate orks and Mûmakil alike slaughtering everything in their path.

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Real bookheads know that Arthur Dayne could maybe take Aragorn but Jamie is a chump.

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3 points

Yeah, when your sister keeps your cojones in her purse, you start off the cage match at a big disadvantage. He hates himself and believes in nothing.

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