106 points

“This isn’t about me, so it is literally meaningless.”

  • every narcissist, daily
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We should give a famous painter a show where we don’t allow them to paint, just ask for their unqualified opinions on literally anything.

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55 points

If only we could do this while they eat increasingly spicier sauces as the interview continues.

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Why restrict ourselves to painters? Just have random people give their view. We could call it the view. It emphasises their opinion is what matters.

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It could be literally anybody, the only requirement is we do not allow them to do the thing they actually are good at.

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8 points

On today’s episode we have the world’s greatest yo-yo champion and we’re going to ask them what they think about Entanglement formation in continuous-variable random quantum networks.

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Lol, I was having a joke about the fact we already do this with shows like the view.

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7 points

Ja Rule can be the host of the show! I think you’ve got a hit TV idea here.

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Preventing painters from painting and letting these exact art-depraved artists express their opinions on things is a bad idea. That’s Literally Hitler’s origin story.

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At the end of each episode we will allow them to paint… IF… Enough of the studio audience votes for it.

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He was a tough nut to crack.

“Computers are useless, they can only give you answers.” - also Picasso.

But he was an artist. Technology was just a tool for him to make art, nothing more. I’m sure if you’d shown him an iPad with a modern sketching program on it hooked up to a dye-sub printer, he would have been at least a little intrigued. He might have disregarded it as a toy, but he also might have worked with a new medium to see what he could do.

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25 points

What if we show him Nazi furry inflation porn tho.

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12 points

That seems specific on a personal level.

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7 points

YOU SEEM SPECIFIC ON A PERSONAL LEVEL

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6 points

“It means nothing to me. I have no opinion about it, and I don’t care. My computer was hacked.”

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Huh. I don’t recall him… her…? It being inflated, but then again I’ve only seen the abridged version… eh, time for a rewatch, I guess… 🤷‍♂️

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The moon landing was 1969, less than four years before Picasso would die at the age of 91.

I’m absolutely not surprised that he didn’t care, I don’t think the actual consequences / effects of the moon landing would have been readily available for Picasso to grasp (or many other people at the time).

Plus, at that age, nobody gives a fuck about anything anyway.

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I asked my 101-year-old grandma what her favourite part about the last 100 years was, and she said “my cats”. Iconic.

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Yeah. At the time, the moon landing was about a dick measuring contest with Russia. I imagine Picasso saw it as just that.

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27 points

Didn’t Picasso suffer from serious depression? This sounds pretty spot on for someone who does.

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