Yeah, that was totally a “ok fine, we won’t help you pay the tax on this, you do it yourself or you’ll have a bad day when the IRS comes knocking.”

I got the Simpsons song tape for Christmas when I was 9 or 10. I know this song so well, haha.

I’m colour blind and don’t see red very well. I didn’t even notice that the text had different colours until I read your comment.

Ah ha ha ha.

I had to come back to upvote.

I love these kinds of stories. Thanks for writing the follow up!

Even free samples?

Aww, love that update. Glad the dogs aren’t too interested in playing with it.

I don’t recall ever seeing this one before. I love the idea of trees going to heaven like this.

“But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.”

“You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done, you piece of shit.”