55 points

“Help! This totally bullshit ‘passport’ i purchased is worthless and everyone at city hall keeps laughing at me!”

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It’d be funny if the officer pulled up the sovcit site, take a single look at the lunacy, and then asked if the driver wanted to open up a fraud investigation for sale of his fake paperwork.

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Well yah that one is worthless. If they want to drive without a license they need a 6 star non-citizen national passport.

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I think you mean if they want to travel without a license. These guys are constantly trying to cast spells by saying the magic words lol.

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Whoops…tax fraud too.

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Yeah, that was totally a “ok fine, we won’t help you pay the tax on this, you do it yourself or you’ll have a bad day when the IRS comes knocking.”

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22 points

“But my passport has five stars! Five!”

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In case anyone was wondering, stars on a passport mean nothing.

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DONT YOU DARE SAY SUCH BLASPHEMY! ALL OF MY SOVCIT FB friends WOULDNT LIE TO ME! AND YOU CAN TELL THEYRE MY REAL FRIENDS BECAUSE THEYRE NOT IN ALL CAPS!

(Or does that mean they’re the fake ones? lololol my own twisted ideology is too twisted for even lil ol me to follow uwu)

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14 points

I had 5 stars in GTA, my encouter with the police was worse than his.

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Wait does your passport show your wanted level? That would be handy

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