“But my passport has five stars! Five!”
DONT YOU DARE SAY SUCH BLASPHEMY! ALL OF MY SOVCIT FB friends WOULDNT LIE TO ME! AND YOU CAN TELL THEYRE MY REAL FRIENDS BECAUSE THEYRE NOT IN ALL CAPS!
(Or does that mean they’re the fake ones? lololol my own twisted ideology is too twisted for even lil ol me to follow uwu)
I had 5 stars in GTA, my encouter with the police was worse than his.
“Help! This totally bullshit ‘passport’ i purchased is worthless and everyone at city hall keeps laughing at me!”
Well yah that one is worthless. If they want to drive without a license they need a 6 star non-citizen national passport.
It’d be funny if the officer pulled up the sovcit site, take a single look at the lunacy, and then asked if the driver wanted to open up a fraud investigation for sale of his fake paperwork.
Whoops…tax fraud too.