Plot twist: Harrison Ford asks every older Asian man if he’s Short Round
And everyone is too intimidated by him to say no. He’s hugged 211 unsuspecting Asian men since the 80s.
There’s three things Harrison Ford loves: weed, hugging Asian men with genuine affection, and crashing airplanes.
If he met any Asians after crashing his plane on a golf course I hope this brings them some closure.
No, it wasn’t the crash or a concussion. Harrison Ford is just like that.
Very annoyed that with his resurgence, we didn’t get the return of short round. He should have popped up in the new movie, as an adult explorer following in Indy’s footsteps
Short Round instead of Waller-Bridges’ role world have made the movie a lot more organic than “daughter of the best friend Indy has never mentioned”.
Speaking of Waller-Bridge:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoebe_Waller-Bridge
Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge was born in Hammersmith, London, on 14 July 1985, the daughter of Michael Cyprian Waller-Bridge, founder of the electronic trading platform Tradepoint, and Theresa Mary, daughter of Sir John Edward Longueville Clerke, 12th Baronet, employed by the Worshipful Company of Ironmongers. The Bridge, later Waller-Bridge, family were soldiers and clergymen, who came to rank among the landed gentry of Cuckfield in Sussex. Her grandfather, Cyprian Waller-Bridge (1918-1960), “a Wodehousian sort of character… ‘the eccentric son of an eccentric vicar’”, was an actor and BBC announcer. On her father’s side, she is a descendant of the Revd Sir Egerton Leigh, 2nd Baronet, and a distant relative of politician and author Egerton Leigh, Conservative MP for Mid Cheshire from 1873 to his death in 1876
Baronet? Worshipful company of ironmongers? Cuckfield? British as fuck.
And more writing talent in her left nipple than the entire panel of writers that churned out that god-awful Indiana Jones tripe
It would have been nice, but part of the reason he left was the frustration with type casting. So it would have been cool but I’m more happy he’s had a pretty solid stream of totally unrelated roles rather than dusting off the old hits.
That being said, you know who his entertainment lawyer is? Jeff Cohen, aka: Chunk from The Goonies
Ohhhh crazy I didn’t realise that’s who he was! I thought he was just some random Asian dude who had popped into Hollywood prominence with Loki and Everything Everywhere. He’s even more of a gem than I thought!
I still love that, for Everything Everywhere, he got Jeff Cohen (Chunk from The Goonies) to help him negotiate and sign his contract.
Actual last panel. “We hugged. He told me to leave.”
ke huy quan is the most humble and wholesome person in hollywood besides keanu reeves imo
