22 points

Sure but almost everyone is richer than god. That mf needs money all the time.

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Yeah it’s non-stop laughs here

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I’d laugh, but I lost the ability to in an asbestos mine and don’t have health insurance to fix it.

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Don’t worry about it. They can’t really fix that anyway.

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4 people are richer than God

Wait… Doesn’t the church give all their donation money to that guy? Surely God is still richer. /s

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11 points

God spends the money through his disciples, child.

Now fucking tithe.

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19 points

I donate 10% of my income to the poor.

I am the poor.

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5 points

The more you give, the more you qualify to receive!

We take tithe now, charity comes next weekTM

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“He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money!”

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3 points

There really is a Carlin quote for everything

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2 points

I mean the guy canonically can’t resist taking a bet on wether torturing a guy will make him lose faith, might be a bit of a gambling problem.

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3 points

God for the life of me… who was in charge then… Who was it Reah…

/s

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26 points

They’re waiting for The Trickle.

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I feel like I have been trickled on my whole life. Kinda ready for it to stop honestly. Maybe they could take a step closer to the capitalist urinal.

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1 point

Any day now!

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