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Two Bortses, what are the chances

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52 points

We need more bort license plates in the gift shop!

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23 points

Excuse me, my sons name is also Bort

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“Yes? I’m Borts.”

“Excuse me, my son is also Borts. Come along Borts.”

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2 points

As much as two Aidens 😅

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7 points

Nope. Too much crotchfruit truly dubbed Aiden, Braiden, Jayden, Hayden.

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2 points

Nasty, tricksy Bortses!

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56 points

There’s two Aidens. How did this get so realistic.

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*three Aidens … they call Briaden Aiden for short.

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8 points

“Wait which aiden, little aiden, aisen aiden or braiden aiden?”

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2 points

Friends with regular size Rudy

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55 points

Can you believe Borts and Chunus are the same age?

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11 points

But Borts has either spina bifida or a couple of lip rings.

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6 points

I think you meant a cleft lip? Spina bifida is on the spine, no?

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11 points

I literally never thought I would say this, but which Borts?

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37 points

What do you think about the shirt match:

  • paternal twins
  • bffs who’s last names are next to each other and they’ve been doing the match thing since freshman year
  • “omg did you see Hobem wore the same shirt as you on picture day?!”
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13 points

Its brain slop. Everyone else’s photos, stories and ideas put in a blender then reconstituted into a shape of things, like making a chicken out of chicken nugget meat

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6 points

I dunno, but those are great names for dwarves

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Definitely an “omg did you see Hobem wore the same shirt on picture day?!”

Especially in small towns, such as this, there’s only so many places to shop. It ends up happening more than we like to admit.

Not sure what Jorch, Jort, and Humbys excuse is though.

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37 points

I pity the Foob.

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