53 points

Texas is about the size of France you daft cunts. You just can’t drive there quicker because your infrastructure is so fucked 😂

A French person takes the high speed train lmao

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Its still over 8 hours by train and you have to deal with train people for over 8 hours.

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10 points

train people

Normal human beings

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Crack heads are not normal

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You imply the French are normal people.

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11 points

high speed train

lol, those trains are meant for cargo and military jeeps you non-American. You gotta use the highways like god intended.

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I agree, our infrastructure is definitely fucked. But the US has ~10 million sq km of space to France’s ~552,000 sq km.

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Europe has 10 sq km. Let’s not compare pommes to oranges.

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Right, but they were the ones comparing a country to a state to begin with, so I compared a country to a country. If you want to compare continents… That’s a different story.

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Oh, hon hon.

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The American mind can’t just comprehend that there’s world besides the USA. Australia, Germany, Italy, Norway, Sweden, Finland as many pointed out all have longer routes. Don’t let me get started on Russia or we might end up with a new race between the US and Russia trying to come with the longest road.

Another thing the American mind can’t just comprehend (about Europe) is how someone can drive across multiple countries without ever stopping on checkpoints/border controls/customs and most of time without even exiting/changing highways.

The American mind can’t just comprehend what it is to send money to a friend in another EU country with just a single number. No 3rd party services, no routing and account numbers, no fees, no banking shenanigans. Simply login into your European bank, type the value and the IBAN and the transfer is done. :)

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That’s multiple countries…

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No, but he spends half the time on a ferry.

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834miles? Is that a joke?

That’s only 12hrs if you drive the speed limit

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Does it really count if you’re taking a ferry? You’re not even driving and your car gets to rest like it just pulled an 12 hour shift.

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That’s not driving for 25 hours, unless you’re driving on water.

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If we’re doing ferries, what about Florida Keys to the north slope of Alaska?

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Not even the longest route within one state by a long shot:

As usual, California beats Texas

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Texas mfs in tears rn, the one advantage they had (size) has also been usurped by the californiatards

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Dumbass

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35 points

Is Arizona in California now?

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Yeah, it was annexed yesterday.

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This blew my European mind. Not because of the length of the road, but because it’s only 7$… Where I live highways are bloody expensive!

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Youse pay for highways?

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You have highways?

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Yeah, most of the world don’t subsidize driving as much as the US.

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Or free… If you waste an extra hour and change.

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Oh neat! A long state. Everybody knows girth is more important.

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Yep, I cannot comprehend how there is so much space allocated to so few people and they still drown in one fucking housing crisis after another.

If you are going to gobble up that much space for yourselves on this planet that we all share, stop fucking around and put it to good use!

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The housing crisis has zero to do with available space, except that in the hubs of industry, like silicon valley, there are more people wanting to live there than there’s space. That’s not true across the country.

But no one is going to build a house in the middle of nowhere to help with housing because (a) hardly anyone wants to live in the middle of nowhere, away from all the jobs, and (b) the people building housing are motivated to get as much money as they can.

We as a society could 100% solve the housing crisis, but it involves socialism, not capitalism, which a lot of Americans still have a problem with. The solution isn’t constrained by space, which the US has tons of.

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It wouldn’t even be that much socialism. Just a smidgen of housing regulations and zoning. Limit corporate ownership and rental profiteering, like any responsible capitalist democracy should with any industry.

The problem is that an entire generation of homeowners wanted to ride the wave of residential deregulation like a fly on a windshield. Wheeee look at our property values skyrocket! We can retire on the capital gains alone! Fuck the next generation, what did they ever do for us?

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I’m all for the socialism, but could we also get the homestead act back? Free land and a grant to build a house if we’re willing to go rural as fuck and grow our own food. Maybe combine with eco friendly stuff. Have to build a cob house, must use ecologically safe farming techniques.

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People want to live next to people, and in specific areas. You can buy a nice house in bumfuck nowhere for cheap, or you can get an apartment in Austin for much more.

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As a transplant Bumfuckian for well over a decade now, no you can’t. It’s only cheap if you’re bringing your income or savings account from a non-bumfuck region.

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6 points

Manifest fucking destiny/s

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What makes you think lack of space is the issue??

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Nothing. I didn’t say it was, did I? I just said that the US has an awful lot of space on this planet that is home to all of us and still can’t manage to house people.

Come to think of it, I said everything besides space was the issue, didn’t I?

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Are you suggesting that more people should live in Texas? I don’t think this is the humanitarian viewpoint that you seem to think it is lol.

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I’m saying that people should live in geographic place that is Texas, not necessarily in the political construct that is Texas. Because I wouldn’t want to live in the latter either.

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I don’t even know if I agree with that, it’s mostly desert or at the very least incredibly arid. It’ll end up being even worse than Southern California or Nevada, massive amounts of people pulling water from an aquifer too small to sustain them.

People need to live in areas that have the resources to support them.

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66 points

Best I can do is another McMansion.

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“Did… did you… DID YOU JUST SPOUT COMMIE WORDS?! THIS IS 'MURICA! NO FREE LUNCH, HOUSE, OR MEDICINES! EVAR!”

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