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Btw you can do it also in Germany more or less.

I believe it’s possible also in France .

Edit: don’t want to insult anyone, I was just curious, nothing else.

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112 points

You can fly 10+ hours from France and still land in France 💀

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51 points

The sun never sets on the British French empire!

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9 points

Le soleil ne se couche jamais sur l’empire français*

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43 points

Imagine the horror of not being able to escape France. Truly a fate worse than death

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30 points

Funny, I say the same thing about Texas.

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5 points

Dunno, croissants

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2 points

I’d watch that movie

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Yes, those are countries, not single states within a country. Different things.

edit: ya’ll are acting so fucking weird in this comment thread. Jesus Christ I don’t even give a shit about the size of America or the US/EU pissing contest, I was merely and correctly pointing out the non-equivalence of the items being compared. Holy shit get a fucking life if you give two shits about the topic itself, goddamn. The hate boner some of you have for one country or another to the point of spite downvoting and intentionally misinterpreting shit is fucking ridiculous.

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27 points

It is a fair comparison, especially within the EU.

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24 points

french guiana is part of france, and the eu.

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New York to Hawaii can be a 13 hour flight depending on the Island you wanna land on. Alaska to Miami is similar and even drivable. Fairbanks to Miami is a brisk 77 hour drive.

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7 points

So is Réunion. Shall we count the time to take a boat to the island or just a flight?

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15 points

You guys have funny gatekeeping. Oh well, to each his own, I guess

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27 points

You guys get to make fun of the imperial system, and healthcare, and fahrenheit, and gun crime. Let us have one thing.

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8 points

Well done texans 👏 the guys with rulers drew your box on the map the biggest

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About your edit, that’s why I added the disclaimer on my first comment lol. I fully knew it would degenerate in a biggest dick contest and wanted to avoid being part of it.

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4 points

I sincerely wish I had your wisdom and foresight. I just can’t imagine caring the way these people seem to care.

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You are united states tho. Similiar to EU in 100 years.

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9 points

That’s not correct at all.

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Yes, how is this relevant? The point is they were comparing the length of time to cross a single American state to the time to cross an entire country, which are two different things. Driving through Texas isn’t equivalent to driving through Germany, it’s equivalent to driving through Bavaria.

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14 points

For comparison, Bellingham, WA to Key West, FL. Same country, 2 days without stops.

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I tried Brazil. Got 79h going East to West from Recife to Cruzeiro do Sul and 90h going South to North from Chuí to Oiapoque. Granted, our roads aren’t the best but you’re still looking at over 5000km of travel either way.

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That’s a long ass road trip, thanks for sharing. I was trying to get directions from Alaska to southern Argentina but Google said nope

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In addition to the other comment about it being a single state within the US, we’re also talking about roughly 1500-1600 kilometers in the Texas map. It would mostly be 70-75mph (120kph) highways the whole way.

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5 points

May I present Kiruna to Trelleborg (1882 km) in Sweden?

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But what would it be for Bavaria or or Lower Saxony?

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Just for funsies I looked it up and Miami FL to Seattle WA is a 48 hour drive. Longest I found within the continental US upon a quick googling of recognizable cities.

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5 points

I did a similar diagonal route across Canada. 84 hours it says.

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Thats a bit more than the Alaska to Miami drives I found. I think there one where you can drive all the way to an arctic research base in a similar timeframe.

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2 points

Kind of unrelated but i met a dude from scotland who walked across canada with his dog luna… Took a little while

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3 points

Now, that starts to be a long distance lmao

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4 points

My question is how much of that is highway travel and/or straight? In the Texas map most of that travel will be highways at 80mph. I know Germany has the autobahn but living in Colombia has made me suspicious of long travel times which actually have short distances traveled since this country is very mountainous and I don’t think a straight road exists here.

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4 points

1/3 to 1/2 of the Texas trip will be interstate highways. The rest is mixed bag of divided highways with at grade crossings and two lane highways.

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2 points

Texas will still make their back roads 80mph lmao, even with grade crossings

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4 points

Nearly all of it is Autobahn. It is basically just road work slowing you down and even that is not too bad.

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2 points

You’re comparing an entire country to the US’ 2nd largest state of fifty, though.

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As stated in other comments I don’t care about dimensions, I wanted to share just a trivia and not spark a dumb contest (spoiler, it did not work)

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2 points

Ops post would be more effective by stating average speed.

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Since we are doing whole countries, you can drive for 138 hours from Ruasia and still be in Russia:

I can’t even zoom out enough.

EDIT: you can drive in Russia without leaving it for 161 hours:

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Yeah, but you aren’t driving that fast in Germany, apparently. The Texas trip will be over 1,400 km.

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12 points

Yeah, but you aren’t driving that fast in Germany

*confused autobahn noises*

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If the Texas Trip is near the speed of the German trip, it is likely that the German trip isn’t taking place on the Autobahn.

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124 points

Ok but western Australia has everybody here beat

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Americans don’t really care about how big AUS is, we just can’t figure out how your wildlife is as deadly as our high school students

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20 points

It’s mostly the emus that you need to watch out for… Just ask our army

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Is there a secret emu army? Ready to repel all potential land invaders somehow crazy enough to attempt Australia?

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40 points

The American mind cannot comprehend this!

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1 point

How long is the drive from Nome to Juneau?

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I just punched it into my GPS to find out and it came back with results for plane tickets lol, I didn’t even know my GPS app could do that

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20 points

Gotta watch out for that one speed camera

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15 points

The world bows to Australia

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I was coming in with this cause it’s straighter haha.

Then see you WA post.

I’ve done both of these trips before too and them some to get where I’m actually going

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I haven’t done the WA one but I’ve done Adelaide to Darwin which was a very barron but beautiful drive, would love to do the WA trip one day

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1 point

Sounds like the perfect place to go for a drive and listen to the Left Right game.

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5 points

And there’s about a 40% chance to survive the trip.

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Well there’s a European country where you need a week long train trip from one part of it to the other.

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It’s only 1hr longer than Tweed Heads to Cape York in QLD

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True. Everyone there lives on the southeast side, though.

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0 points

So?

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102 points

Just take the train…

Oh, sorry, my European mind did not realize that that option doesn’t exist over there…

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We have trains, they’ll just take 2-3x as long.

And I’m not really exaggerating, to get from SLC to Denver would take 15 hours (and departs at 3:30AM; no other options), vs ~8 hours in a car. Oh, if you want a sleeper car with a bunkbed, that’ll be 2x the cost of a hotel room.

So yeah, it’s an option, just a really crappy one.

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2 points

Took the train from Toronto to NYC in 01. No thanks. Never again. Will drive if I can.

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You just check mated yourself, mate

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4 points

Even if it was Europe it would be a train from nowhere to nowhere.

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1 point

Alas!

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Yep, I cannot comprehend how there is so much space allocated to so few people and they still drown in one fucking housing crisis after another.

If you are going to gobble up that much space for yourselves on this planet that we all share, stop fucking around and put it to good use!

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65 points

Best I can do is another McMansion.

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The housing crisis has zero to do with available space, except that in the hubs of industry, like silicon valley, there are more people wanting to live there than there’s space. That’s not true across the country.

But no one is going to build a house in the middle of nowhere to help with housing because (a) hardly anyone wants to live in the middle of nowhere, away from all the jobs, and (b) the people building housing are motivated to get as much money as they can.

We as a society could 100% solve the housing crisis, but it involves socialism, not capitalism, which a lot of Americans still have a problem with. The solution isn’t constrained by space, which the US has tons of.

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It wouldn’t even be that much socialism. Just a smidgen of housing regulations and zoning. Limit corporate ownership and rental profiteering, like any responsible capitalist democracy should with any industry.

The problem is that an entire generation of homeowners wanted to ride the wave of residential deregulation like a fly on a windshield. Wheeee look at our property values skyrocket! We can retire on the capital gains alone! Fuck the next generation, what did they ever do for us?

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I’m all for the socialism, but could we also get the homestead act back? Free land and a grant to build a house if we’re willing to go rural as fuck and grow our own food. Maybe combine with eco friendly stuff. Have to build a cob house, must use ecologically safe farming techniques.

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23 points

People want to live next to people, and in specific areas. You can buy a nice house in bumfuck nowhere for cheap, or you can get an apartment in Austin for much more.

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As a transplant Bumfuckian for well over a decade now, no you can’t. It’s only cheap if you’re bringing your income or savings account from a non-bumfuck region.

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6 points

Manifest fucking destiny/s

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Are you suggesting that more people should live in Texas? I don’t think this is the humanitarian viewpoint that you seem to think it is lol.

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I’m saying that people should live in geographic place that is Texas, not necessarily in the political construct that is Texas. Because I wouldn’t want to live in the latter either.

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I don’t even know if I agree with that, it’s mostly desert or at the very least incredibly arid. It’ll end up being even worse than Southern California or Nevada, massive amounts of people pulling water from an aquifer too small to sustain them.

People need to live in areas that have the resources to support them.

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2 points

What makes you think lack of space is the issue??

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Nothing. I didn’t say it was, did I? I just said that the US has an awful lot of space on this planet that is home to all of us and still can’t manage to house people.

Come to think of it, I said everything besides space was the issue, didn’t I?

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“Did… did you… DID YOU JUST SPOUT COMMIE WORDS?! THIS IS 'MURICA! NO FREE LUNCH, HOUSE, OR MEDICINES! EVAR!”

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Pff, with traffic jams you can do that without ever leaving Brussels.

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Drove from normandy through belgium to the netherlands. Can confirm. We saw traffic jams unlike ever before. Tried to take a shortcut, but ended up in Brussel’s airport. Later after some redirections, we almost ended up in antwerpen airport too. Nothing there makes sense. Not even the parking lots.

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