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Donut holes and icing very, very frightening me

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Mama, just rolled a bun, Put my hands in the dough, Twisted it tight and now it’s done. Mama, breakfast had just begun, But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away. Mama, ooh, Didn’t mean to make you drool, If I’m not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on as if nothing really batters.

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I want to bake free
I want to bake free
I want to bake free from the hunger, you see
I’ve got to knead, knead all day
I want to bake free, God knows, God knows I want to bake free

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If the photo was to capture the cook’s countenance… WHY did they take it selfie-style?! Holy hell, some people really do go through life on autopilot…

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Because a selfie may be less creepy depending on the context/culture.

Ohh, we had a cool conversation and I want to remember this moment - selfie.

Lol, you look like a famous person - click

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At least the normal photo you don’t turn away from someone and cheeze for yourself.

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Pain is so close to pleasure.

I also had ‘seven seas of Rye’.

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