59 points

“He tells it like it is” means “he says things I like to hear.”

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Strychnine tea. At least you know what it’ll to your body.

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“He’s a man of action” is not positive if the actions are shit.

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In modern politics you never know where anyone stands. Having a platform is political suicide. “Stay vague and useless my friends” ~the least interesting man in the world.

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Talk less. Smile more.

Don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for.

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I’m very much for whatever my pollsters tell me to be for on a given day and/or whatever lobby has overflowing pockets!!

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