Paul R. Allen
The man even surrendered to the police out of guilt.
25 points
He wanted to be arrested to stop being homeless since there are no programs to help him.
16 points
This. The sentence was a twisted act of compassion in a screwed up society.
1 point
I did some math real quick and in order to make this fair you would have to sentence the CEO to 450 million years in prison. Or the homeless guy to below 1 second in prison. Or if you want to be a centrist about it lock them both up for 225 million years.
Now let’s see Paul Allen’s sentence