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Well, now I’m sad. Thanks.

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Yoo new business idea for my parents. they can sell “luxury” hourglasses with my ashes.

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Or a stepping stone! I wanna be a stepping stone! You can mix ashes into concrete and it makes it stronger depending on the amount.

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Dad’s last pranks: the eggs are too hard

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Reminds me of a comic where Chaos Spacemarines from different factions are holding a meeting and the Tzeentch marine never shows up so the Khorne marine screams “HES PLAYING US LIKE A GODDAMN FIDDLE” but the real meta joke is that the Tzeentch marine is there, he’s the sand in the hourglass.

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put my ashes in a snow globe.

Please, i think it would be funny.

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Snow globe from hell

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you say that like it would even be noticeable. You would probably just think it’s a weird nuclear fallout snowglobe type thing, until you flipped it over and looked at the bottom. Or dropped it.

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