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What if I get cremated before I die?

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I mean… not MUCH before

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Then you get to participate in game night and be a disturbing anecdote.

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14 points

put my ashes in a snow globe.

Please, i think it would be funny.

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Snow globe from hell

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you say that like it would even be noticeable. You would probably just think it’s a weird nuclear fallout snowglobe type thing, until you flipped it over and looked at the bottom. Or dropped it.

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Reminds me of a comic where Chaos Spacemarines from different factions are holding a meeting and the Tzeentch marine never shows up so the Khorne marine screams “HES PLAYING US LIKE A GODDAMN FIDDLE” but the real meta joke is that the Tzeentch marine is there, he’s the sand in the hourglass.

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But you wouldn’t be sand, you would be ash. And that would make for a shitty hourglass.

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So you can continue to be shitty in family game night! Don’t you also want to continue to cause disagreements and conflicts between family members?

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Don’t let my family know, I still want to keep ruining speed Monopoly…

But I wouldn’t object if my ashes are like, 85% sand by volume. I’d be too dead.

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7 points

“Filtered Promethiel”

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Maybe you could mix the ashes with clay, have it fired and then grind or crush the ceramic into sand.

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It would definitely need some processing. Bit of Fumed Silica might also help to make it free-flowing.

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27 points

Just gonna leave this here:

Hour Glass Urns

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A fucking neckless? Damn! You could gift it grandma before the time is up.

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3 points

We’re all neckless after being cremated.

But if we end up on a necklace, does that make it ironic?

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5 points

Had the same business idea when I saw this post.

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2 points

They are one drunk night idea away from making a key chain

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2 points

They make a charm-bracelet sized one that could easily fit on a keychain

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“Lifetime warranty”

Hopefully for the living relatives

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