Just gonna leave this here:
A fucking neckless? Damn! You could gift it grandma before the time is up.
Can’t tell if gruesome or wholesome :S
But you wouldn’t be sand, you would be ash. And that would make for a shitty hourglass.
Don’t let my family know, I still want to keep ruining speed Monopoly…
But I wouldn’t object if my ashes are like, 85% sand by volume. I’d be too dead.
Maybe you could mix the ashes with clay, have it fired and then grind or crush the ceramic into sand.
What if I get cremated before I die?
That would be one MASSIVE hourglass that would last multiple hours 💀
The great Familial Hourglass that contains generations and generations of ashes
Different-length hourglasses for different people. Grandfather over there is a 3-hours, but if you don’t eat your cornflakes, Timmy, you’re only going to be a 3-minutes!