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Does one have to get the venom sucked after the sting?

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My size is reasonably far above average. I also had a tick on my dick when I was younger. Probably not correlated, but now I’m curious.

Also, annoyingly, very rarely I get a pimple in that exact spot. It’s like once a year at most and it’s really strange. I’m assuming the skin is slightly different there from scar tissue or something.

I hope everyone likes my personal information I decided to put online for some reason…

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That was a real good humblebrag, haha

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Maybe if it swells up so much that the blood passages are permanently stretched out larger? Not the safest way to do that but somebody else can try and see.

I got a mosquito bite on the tip of my dong while pissing outside as a kid. It did swell up ridiculously for a few days and made urinating difficult. I don’t want to see what a bee sting could do

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The author watched Bee Movie once and came up with this article

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Farmer: “WHAT THE HELL! ARE YOU FUCKING MY BEEHIVE?!?”

Guy who’s about to come up with this article: “Oh, haven’t you heard?”

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Don’t worry, they can’t do much harm with that anyway

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