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Steel yourself(lemmy.world)

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ArtificialLink@lemy.lol
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What bee? Is it a specific one?

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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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Only the one in the photo. Only that sole, sexy bee has the power to distend the dong, pad the peen, or widen the wang.

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chingadera@lemmy.world
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You’re gonna fuck that bee, I believe in you.

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SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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This is funny if true and even funnier if it isn’t

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xor@infosec.pub
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i looked it up and, isn’t…

but i think it would be funnier if it was true…

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SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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All it takes if for one person to follow through after they have seen this meme and it makes it funnier. Who knows, may be it will turn out to be true. You should totally try it

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Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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It’s 100% true. You should try it is you don’t believe us.

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Amro@kbin.social
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@MyPornViewingAccount From personal experience I can assure you, a tick bite enlarges the penis but is not permanent. And because of the risk of Lyme’s disease it is dangerous. Did I mention painful?

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PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Found one on my scrote. Those things love warm, soft skin.

So do I, now that I think about it.

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_lilith@lemmy.world
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Poison oak does something similar. That was an uncomfortable week. On a related note don’t mix caffeine and the steroids they give you for poison oak

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EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
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Farmer: “WHAT THE HELL! ARE YOU FUCKING MY BEEHIVE?!?”

Guy who’s about to come up with this article: “Oh, haven’t you heard?”

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littletranspunk@lemmus.org
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Don’t worry, they can’t do much harm with that anyway

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tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world
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The author watched Bee Movie once and came up with this article

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