This is funny if true and even funnier if it isn’t
i looked it up and, isn’t…
but i think it would be funnier if it was true…
@MyPornViewingAccount From personal experience I can assure you, a tick bite enlarges the penis but is not permanent. And because of the risk of Lyme’s disease it is dangerous. Did I mention painful?
Farmer: “WHAT THE HELL! ARE YOU FUCKING MY BEEHIVE?!?”
Guy who’s about to come up with this article: “Oh, haven’t you heard?”
My size is reasonably far above average. I also had a tick on my dick when I was younger. Probably not correlated, but now I’m curious.
Also, annoyingly, very rarely I get a pimple in that exact spot. It’s like once a year at most and it’s really strange. I’m assuming the skin is slightly different there from scar tissue or something.
I hope everyone likes my personal information I decided to put online for some reason…
What bee? Is it a specific one?
Only the one in the photo. Only that sole, sexy bee has the power to distend the dong, pad the peen, or widen the wang.
