56 points

Bicycle is fine because it’s an everyday object I can visualise, but what the hell am I supposed to do with 800 burgers?

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WTF my bike is about a metre twenty high

Have they got fuckin dwarf deer there or something

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I don’t understand what you’re saying. How many piled hamburgers in a metre?

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6 points

With pickles?

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Apparently, they do. For example, the white-tailed deer has a shoulder height of 1.0m to 1.1m, and that’s in the North. Towards the South, they get smaller.

I guess, that would be a general thing. Mainland US is relatively temperate. The real giant kinds of deer, like e.g. moose/elks, only really live in colder regions, which are further north (including in Alaska).

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2 points

Mule or black tail maybe?

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16 points

Eat em!

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4 points

Ok, gimmie

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2 points

Unfortunately, I have an eating disorder that limits my diet severely. Burgers don’t make the list, I’m afraid.

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I feel ya. I also can’t eat 800 hamburgers. We’re a silent majority.

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But you don’t have to eat a weight to understand how heavy it feels. Just picking it up is usually sufficient (within human lifting range of course).

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13 points

Americans are way more familiar with hamburgers that bycicles

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6 points

Can confirm.

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I worked at McDonald’s for quite a while as a teen. A regular hamburger patty there is 1/10 lb and a quarter pounder is…as you might suspect 1/4 lb. That would make an adult deer weight between 80 - 200 lbs.

The average weight of an adult male whitetail deer is 203 lb (maximum, 405 lb). The average weight of a female is about 155 lb (maximum, 218 lb).

I don’t recall receiving any training on the weight of the condiments or buns, but I’d suspect they weight slightly more than the small patty amd slightly less than the larger one, so let’s assume 1/5 lb. That changes our original 80 - 200 lb range to be 240 - 360 which is a little too heavy.

In conclusion, hamburgers are a shit measurement, but if you had a mix of 800 child-size and adult-sized burgers and you hit it with your truck, it would do a similar amount of damage as hitting a deer.

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… child-size and adult-sized burgers and you hit it with your truck …

I’m sorry, but where does McDonald’s get their meat from again? 🤔

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From the Deer. Duh.

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6 points

It’s about 3/4 the weight of the average American.

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6 points

Invite guests round for dinner at the White House.

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5 points

No, that’s hamberders.

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5 points

Give em to yo mama for a light afternoon snack?

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3 points

Haha that was a good one

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3 points

Bicycles come in a variety of sizes and configurations tho…

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Hum… What part of the bike exactly? And there are bikes with widely different sizes out there.

Overall, it lets me have an idea of the size. Unfortunately, not as good an idea as that reference-free photo.

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3 points

Divide by 4.

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2 points

what’s 1/4 of a Royale with cheese?

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Also what kind of deer?

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Yeah, it’s particularly weird, because surely people from the US have a good sense how much a pound weighs, and a pound weighs more than a burger, so you need to imagine a less big number of them.

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And people are much closer in size - isn’t “the weight of your uncle Eddie” more meaningful?

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2 points

Bicycles come in so many sizes and shapes that it’s as useful measure as a stone

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So do deer, this is intended as a mental shortcut to roughly approximate size instead of a precise measurement.

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But since deer are common and they do t have anything more precise than looking up an average and you can’t reasonably picture 800 burgers, wtf

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Isn’t a stone an english measurement?

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38 points

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9 points

why doesn’t someone just push it out of the way?

Or… punch it?

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5 points

Chris Redfield is busy somewhere else

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5 points

It’s the police, they’ll just shoot it out of the way.

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1 point

Only if it black

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2 points

Looks like something you can manipulate with a sheikah slate

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Why push it, just ride it like the pioneers used to do.

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According to google, a deer has a height between 0.85 to 1.5 metres. According to the Texas Almanac, the Lone Star State extends 801 straight-line miles (from north to south). This equates to 1289084,54 metres.

Taking this into account, a deer is between 0,00000066 and 0,0000012 Texas.

I hope this helps.

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7 points

But how many square burgers is that?

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6 points

Sir, this isn’t Wendy’s.

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3 points

Good catch!

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1 point

I know, I’m just here for the Brawndo. It’s got electrolytes!

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Great question!! Ok a rough estimate is the best I can do. As everything is bigger in Texas, I will take a relatively big deer for reference. As you will understand, I must compare area with area, so here goes:

Taking a BigMac as a reference and assuming a patty diameter of 10.4cm Source. This would lead to an area of 84.95cm2.

A bigger deer skin could be 150x139 cm Source. On the one hand this is an overestimation because those are the maximum measures and it’s not perfectly square, but on the other hand we’re not taking certain area’s such as the hooves and head into account. The area comes to 20850cm2.

So one deer is, in terms of area, as big as 245,4 hamburgers.

Again, I hope this helps.

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I assume you’re still measuring in Texas Deer units…

Yes, very helpful!

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Somewhere between 746 and nineteen quintillion. Hope that helps.

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16 points

Are we talking 1/4lb, 1/3lb, or 1/2lb? Then are we talking single, double, triple? Hamburgers as a unit of measurement is a horrible idea.

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14 points

A hamburger weighs as much as 3 bananas, everyone knows that silly.

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I stand corrected. A banana weighs as much as 3 hamburgers.

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Say what you will about the American education system, but I know it’s a 1/4 lb burgers because you could get close(ish) to 200 lbs of meat from a deer if you were lucky in Oregon Trail.

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6 points

I need a conversion to cheeseburgers. I rarely work with regular hamburgers.

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What’s the convention rate from hamburger to American frie’s?

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3 bags of five guys fries per burger.

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