Damn. The Onion is on top of shit. Good for them

Some of these fanatics at Al Jazeera have even sacrificed their lives for the cause, dying as they carry out acts of journalism that threaten the Israeli government.” Netanyahu went on to defend his administration’s record of rooting out journalism, noting that since the war began in October, around 100 journalists had been killed.

If an israel commits Genocide but there’s no journalist around to report on it, did the israel commit Genocide?

validating that information to its ensure accuracy

Can’t tell if editing oversight or clever joke

Oh god they never miss