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Wait, you mean the animal bear, not the fun large and hairy gay dude bear?!.. Well this game isn’t fun anymore.

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I’m going to bear weekend at a gay campground soon. Woohoo! 🐻‍❄️🐻🐨🧸

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As man, all the men getting offended or angry over the women picking the bear are the exact reason the bear is the correct choice.

I’d be a little disturbed to find out some stranger picked me to roam around the woods lost with. The fuck are you planning?

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They pull out the bag of Cheetos and you’re ready to go though.

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Excuse me sir, we are strictly a French Onion kind of bear, thank you very much.

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I’d be offended if a women thought a pussy ass bear was more dangerous than me I’m on that gang shit for real

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Can the woman choose which kind of bear?

Is it a black bear or polar bear? What kind of bear are we talking about here? If she can choose the bear, can she also choose the man?

Is it random bear and random man? Random bear gives a rather high chance of polar bear. Random man gives a rather low chance of violent man.

We need a random bear man simulator to run the data. We deserve answers!

I don’t care for the debate. I care for statistics.

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I’d choose a brown bear because “If it’s brown, lay down.” All I have to do is pretend to sleep and he goes away. No murder, no rape. Just a nap & peace & quiet. Sounds ideal to me!

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I know more about polar bears than the others. But I’ve heard the saying; if it’s black, fight back. If it’s brown, lay down. If it’s white, good night.

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Do you live above the Arctic circle or something? The most common bear is a black bear.

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I live rather far north yes. I’ve seen polar bears before when traveling in the deep arctic. I have never seen any other bear.

Black bears are pretty scared of people as far as I’ve seen online. Polar bears are afraid of missing a meal.

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Yeah, most people are going to be encountering a black or brown bear and the bear will just move off on its own or give you a threat display because you’re near its cubs. (Just back away slowly for either bear)

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The true solution is to be single. It’s great, I suggest everyone try it.

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7 years single, I dated someone several months ago, went back to being single, not sure I want a serious relationship again.

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