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I can think of about four-twenty-ten-seven reasons not to learn French.

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Four-twenty-seventeen

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seventeen is said as ten-seven in French.

Belgium’s got it, though: soixante, septante, huitante, nonante, cent

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Do they actually use that? If so, amazing. I saw that on a French YT channel’s April fools video this year.

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From experience the french do the same with english

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That’s the joke.png

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Oh i guess i got whoosed. I thought it was a just the usual beef with french.

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Que dis-tu ? Je ne parle pas anglais

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That’s the joke

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I’m fine with that. French has done enough damage to English.

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“Je ne parle pas français” There you go, everything you need.

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I can say “I don’t speak [language], sorry.” in about 10 languages, just so if someone tries to speak to me I can say that to them.

So far only one person has said any follow up things in that language. I like to think it was “but you’re speaking it now!” but probably just about work stuff.

Is it weird that I get a very tiny kick out of the slight confusion I can see on some people’s faces?

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Nope, i also get that kick out of it haha. Love it.
Though, i must say that my french is really terrible so i might as wel just not speak it

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IIRC if you cannot do it because you never learned it it’s “Je ne sais pas parler français”

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“I do not speak French” versus “I do not know how to speak French”. Both are correct, though only the latter clarifies not speaking the language because they do not understand it, rather than purely out of spite. So in this specific case, the former could be used as a subtle FU.

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Wouldnt “je ne sais pas parler francais” be more of a “i dont know speak french”? Like, sounding more gramatically broken?
The ‘parler’ is in an unconjugated form, i read that like its some broken form hehe

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Not all Germany is like that. I was in Freiburg last winter and the can’t/don’t want to speak English. Only the most tourist places would speak English, I guess.

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Norway might not be accurately described in this map. While walking through the airport, every airport worker kept trying to speak to me in Norwegian. I don’t know any words in their language. It would be cool if I did, but I don’t. Anyway, they always looked confused, repeated themselves more slowly, and waited for a response from me. Eventually, I realized one of them was asking me about my backpack.

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Also I feel like the French really appreciate it if you try. Or at least hate you a little less. In my experience, after showing off my best (still bad) bonjours and mercis all of the people I talked to turned a lot friendlier and were even willing to speak a little English.

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This doesn’t reflect my housemate’s experience in Italy at all. Evidently if they detect an American accent in your “buongiorno” they’ll just spend the rest of the day mocking you in Italian and occasionally just yelling “DONALD TRUMP HAMBURGER TRANSGENDER” at you.

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“Pardon my French”

Absolutely not

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