108 points

My mother would always just say “Fine then, don’t eat”, and then I’d get hungry later and she’d say that’s just too bad

permalink
report
reply

“If you don’t eat you’ll regret it!”

“Slippery slope.”

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Because of the implications?

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points
*

For me it was “Fine then, dont eat” and i wouldnt eat anything

permalink
report
parent
reply
78 points
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
reply
50 points

Appeal to emotion fallacy.

permalink
report
parent
reply
86 points

No one said they’d be sad about it.

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points

I would be sad about it

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

Brutal

permalink
report
parent
reply
68 points

" I own you, have absolute authority over you and don’t care about your opinion of it"

“Oh a forum mod”

permalink
report
reply
7 points

AMAB

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Even lemm.ee’s mods? That sucks.

permalink
report
parent
reply
44 points

She’s about to break both his arms.

Then he’ll need his mommy.

permalink
report
reply
29 points

Argumentum ad baculum

permalink
report
parent
reply
27 points

Cum laudely.

permalink
report
parent
reply
23 points

We’re on a different forum now.

These days the kids can buy a machine that does (up to) 700 strokes per minute.

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points

Different forum but the same people.

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

I think it depends on the make, model and even the situation

Different strokes for different folks

permalink
report
parent
reply
12 points

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

Ah yes, the mom with the good arms.

permalink
report
parent
reply
44 points
*

I detect the fallacist’s fallacy.

permalink
report
reply
4 points

What about the phallus’s fallacy?

permalink
report
parent
reply

Lemmy Shitpost

!lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Create post

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Community stats

  • 14K

    Monthly active users

  • 11K

    Posts

  • 254K

    Comments