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I’m just going to leave this here

View the images at your own risk

https://www.google.com/search?q=charlotte+the+huntsman+spider

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I don’t understand what’s so special about Charlotte

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tbf I wouldn’t want to walk inside the anal of a giant. Spiders probably feel the same way

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Fun fact, no one in Australia has died from a spider since 1979.

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Fun fact, Americans are dumb

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Fun fact, spiders took over updating that list in 1979.

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Agreed that’s what “big spider” wants you to believe. They control the world wide web after all.

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… that we know of.

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You means no one in Australia was found after being killed by a spider since 1979. Little beasts have become that good at hiding the remains.

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For your information, “we are not here to fuck spiders” is actually a pretty common Australian (well, QLD) saying.

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No no. You forgot the comma.

Australians when they see giant spiders, on the way to sodomize them.

Not very spider bro if you ask me.

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Feck of cunt. I was too busy masterbating when making this meme. The thought of a giant spider was too much.

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I like to call them “crotch huggers.”

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Australians sat all the hairy legs and hairs make it extra tingly

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That’s why the saying goes “Well I am here to fuck spiders.”

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they just got sodomized, and u think a coma is going to help that ??

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