Just smoking some meats, fellow human 🧑🦲
“I do not understand. Why does Zuckerberg simply not EAT his competitors?” - Lurr of Omicron Persei 8.
The light hitting the tree trunk had me thinking the smoker was just casually on fire behind him lmao.
Right?? No, there ideally shouldn’t be gouts of flame spewing from the enclosed top of a grill like that. 😆 That optical illusion is near perfect lol.
But there’s a ton that’s just a bit unsettling about this picture. Like the super bloodshot wide eyes for instance. For some reason “and also the smoker’s on fire” seems mundane.
Am I crazy, or is that way too close to those trees and bushes?
Do not be alarmed fellow human, I have used my thermal sensors to determine that the flames are at a sufficient distance from the foliage
External thermal sensors of course. Everyone knows us humans do not have the capability to detect infrared.
You ever see someone do something they have been doing wrong for years and have missed important aspects that concern safety because they learned how to do it from analyzing a database entry on the subject instead of being taught by someone passing down generations of experience shaped through past failures? Because you have.
Fellow humans should I finish the bird muscle with a saccharine concoction, an overfermented grape extract concoction, or a ground plant concoction from the geographic region of Carolina? I know us fellow humans frequently debate the proper and just pairing of concoction and flesh.
