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I’d rather come across a women in a dinosaur costume then a dinosaur in a woman costume if I was alone in the woods.

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Coward

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Damn right, buds.

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Normally, an image would have already been posted of the cover art for Bear by Marian Engel, and though it doesn’t apply here, there’s always someone looking out for our needs

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but… but a dinosaur is actually like strong and…

oh wait, you already picked the person. i was so ready to be fragile about it

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The real question is would you rather be in the woods with a bear or with a lusty argonian maid ?🤔

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Give me the dinosaur in a woman costume or the lusty Argonian maid any day.

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yeah I bet there’s a lot of weird things you’d come across huh buddy

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That’s a lot of lusty argonian maids

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Even though this is an obviously AI generated picture (which makes it funnier BTW), this seems like a fun shenanigan to pull on the weekends.

The best part is that nobody will recognize you with the velociraptor masks on.

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16 points

Clever girl.

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The most unbelievable part is Hagerstown.

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Not that the name of the account has Serrif instead of Sheriff?

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Careful with this kind of jokes, it needs to be as obvious as possible that it is one. Some people are morons and can become violent for shit like this. Remember the guy who got shot dressed as a scary clown (probably as a joke)

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It IS obvious though. Look at the closeup of the one wearing red. Now look at the sidewalk.

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Now look at your man. Now back to me.

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If your intention is to scare people who didn’t sign up for it iirc that is assault.

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Yes exactly, that’s why it needs to be obviously a joke, every one should be amused or neutral about it, no one should be scared.

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Is this real? Because wife material.

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I think it’s AI unfortunately.

Either that or just regular photoshop.

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sigh I’ll never meet a sexy, single dino lady.

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I mean there are entire conventions, but you’ll struggle with “hot”.

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Don’t worry, bro. You’ll find the lusty Argonian maid of your dreams sooner or later! There are plenty of lizards in the desert.

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you mean crosswalks don’t usually end diagonally in the middle of the street?

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I know the Facebook account it’s posted from is a parody account. I cannot say anything about the veracity of the pictures.

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For reference.

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I had a feeling it was a parody tbh

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…or Hagerstown.

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Just means wesker will need to marry an AI.

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Almost makes it worth visiting Texas.

Almost.

Edit: wat. I apparently misread “Hagerstown” as “Houston” somehow.

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Why? What’s in Texas? This says Maryland

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what’s in Texas

Maryland, probably.

(Rest of the world)

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I’m in Texas. You can visit me.

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I somehow misread “Hagerstown” as “Houston,” I think.

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I’m pretty sure you might get shot if you tried this in Texas. Some crazy would get mad about how dinosaurs were invented by Satan to mislead people into believing in evolution and therefore wearing a dinosaur costume makes you agents of the devil or something.

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In the big cities? Dalls? Austin? Nah. People might look at you weird. Anywhere else? …Might have to give some killjoy 15min to an hour to call the cops

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Clever girls…

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